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The YARN Memes Show S12E31 YARN Memes Lore!
The local anesthetic has numbed the major nerves in your face,
♪ Call me, call me any, any time ♪
Anything else?
T.J., I think I'm gonna get out.
Um, you're sure there isn't anything you can do?
Ohh!
This place has gone way downhill. What do you say we go somewhere else?
- Let me pay you monthly. - The last time I didn't get the money up front,
Well, cancel it. You got a sick fish here, pal.
♪ One of the broken-hearted ♪
That’s a huge bitch!
Just making idle chitchat.
Margaritas anybody??
Antoine's plane landed 20 minutes ago.
Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy
I think so.
You're a sick man, and I'm gonna tell!
Dial R FOR rundtom
Your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club,
I don't wanna talk about it.
you need to unstake
My name is JPK and...
What are you talking about?
- Could be fatal. - But is he gonna make it?
thats a huge fish!
No one has ever touched my feet before No one has ever touched my feet before
I'm 1,500 short. Isn't there anything else you can do?
Happy Birthday Si
Vulva
Um, I'm not really supposed to use this phone.
Thank you.
Hey! Try to get laid on your own time, pal.
Open up That tight little butthole
See this key chain? That's right.
I just... I got a lot of things going on in my life recently,
I've got a thin dick!
That's a huge bitch!
Okay, there's ten...
Antoine'll be back soon. Apartment ain't gonna pay to fix itself.
I got it from a friend.
Hey! You stay away from her, man-whore!
bobby styles found it erotic when they eat each other
- He's a little expensive... - Hah!
blow your whole wad on this tank.
Mikaela and her student loans Vs Nick and his new job
Get some olive oil, rub it all over you.
Piss face! Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!
I should take off so you can relax.
Lista para los masajes?
- I tried to tell you. - No, it's my fault.
Hmm...
No one has ever Touched my feet before
Oh, there you are.
Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.
♪
- You want breakfast? - Kate!
♪ There are no secrets to hide ♪
- Why do you have a picture of Antoine? - Well, this is his place.
Hygttttffssdykkooojjhggghjjikkijjjjjjjjjhuhhughughughughug Grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded!
This whole gigolo thing was just a mistake.
Hollly sheeeettt it Bigfoot!
What the hell are you doing?
♪ I get to wishin' that there were two of you ♪
Spicy.
♪ Call me, my love ♪
♪ And tell me what you're sayin' ♪
Dad, are you saying that...
Maybe we should take care of a little business first.
Hi, I'm Robert, your man-whore for this evening
But don't worry.
♪ Call me for a ride ♪
- Boss says somebody's got to be arrested. - But T.J.'s my friend.
We'll have a good time, huh?
I mean, more power to any woman who wants to be an astronaut.
If man-whoring has taught me anything,
Yeah, ball hair!
No, honey. You pay me.
♪
Kate.
Hey! Try to get laid on your own time, pal.
Spread them again
Anyway, I just quit. I mean, Kate's the one for me.
If you like, I could stick around for a while.
911 what's your emergency My husband has been dying from a stroke will bring an ambulance ambulance sound
show her a good time, and then get the hell out of her life.
You should know, that cop won't leave me alone.
You wanna get out of here?
Sally and Megan didn't tell me a lot about you.
You ever Throw a toothpick into a volcano?
Mmm.
Margaritas, anybody?
That's a HUGE bitch
Thier you are
Geez, you okay?
- Cologne? - No, thanks.
Then you overpaid.
Sometimes when they're, uh, sick,
but I was afraid.