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Don't I have a say in this?
She went poo poo she pooped
That’s a huge dress!
- Dear God. - You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?
You're gettin' me all hot.
Spicy.
I collect Canadian quarters. I have six of them.
What? I'm okay with everything.
I'm sorry. I have Tourette's syndrome.
Try a grand…
I guess I'll just take some sea snails.
Hand me my leg.
No one has ever touched my feet before touched my feet before
Did she pay you for sex?
Width!
♪ Anytime, anyplace Anywhere, anyday ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- You're a prostitute! - Not anymore.
♪ And all you gotta do is bring it to me, baby ♪
♪ I feel sad when you're sad ♪
Ahaha vulva!!!
but I should go...
- No, mistake. - Oh, see, now you got me all excited.
If you want to leave, I completely understand.
Aah! Wait, wait!
Now give me my $500!
Easy, easy.
I'm gonna k!ll my guidance counselor.
Names Brian... looking for a good steak! Any suggestions
♪ Call me, call me call me, call me, call me ♪
Cakes and pies! Cakes and pies!
- How about you? - This is my first.
It's a professional term we man-whores use to describe our... he-pussy.
I'll get my things.
So we took all her one-dollar bills off the stage,
Ooh, I'm sweatin'.
I bet he never thought he'd be held by such a lovely woman.
- Is this Ruth? - Yeah. I'll be right down...
Huge bitch
What the hell is this?
I don't know. I...
Perfect.
- Nothin'. - Have you seen her?
I knew it.
I think there's been a mistake... Did you say steak!
But Deuce never took advantage of me. He should have.
I finally figured out how you pick up all these gorgeous women.
Every time you're feeling self-conscious about your thin dick,
I don’t have Pepro bismol
Good.
CUM RIGHT OR CUM WRECK IT......
My name is Brian and...
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They should make a phone for full-figured girls.
Thank you.
You better haul ass.
No one has ever touched my feet before Me: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!
Watching these girl boxing All I can think is
Any ladies need some entertainment tonight?
hey, phishy phishy phishy
Maybe there's somethin' we could work out.
I think there's been a mistake... Did you say steak!
Sounds good, but I can't afford to go to Europe right now.
Eight-fifty.
Aaaaah!
. .
"You have a smile that could melt an iceberg"
They're serious, Deuce.
When yo keep the send text message full ah errors They Should Make a Phone for Full Figured girls. They Should
♪ I'm findin' it hard to do anything ♪
They assemble each one of these by hand.
- 700, 800. - Where'd you get all that money?
- Are you comfortable? - Actually, no.
You've been having a party?
I've been workin' on this case for three months.
They better not!
IT’S MANWHORE
I'm head over heels for a girl,
- It's not so bad. - Yeah, it's okay.
Gobbo, you the finest gob-bitch in my gob-stable thanks hilliot
ZUMBA CON GEO
Can I please use your phone?
I don’t have a set price or anything But I have been getting $10.
♪ With you I'm not shy ♪
♪ Call me, call me call me anytime ♪
Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy
Ripped butthole
I'm sorry. I'm still kinda shocked.
♪ Appelle-moi, mon cherie Appelle-moi ♪
i’ll go for that…
- Life's funny, huh? - Mmm.
We're talkin' spaghetti stick.
♪ Get down tonight, baby ♪
I-I mean, in a good way.
I'm sorry.
♪ I'll never get enough ♪
- Six thousand dollars? - I know. It sucks.