Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Y... Asshole!
- You lied to me! - Listen, please. It's not what you think.
I'm gonna get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.
The thing is, she saw something in me...
Big... Big, big titties!
My dad's not even a waiter.
Yeah. Fish ain't gon' pay for all this.
I’m sorry I have rivals rott
I think we both do.
There could be nothing on your body that I wouldn't like.
You know why she did this?
I was doin' my business, and something sort of splashed up on me, all over.
It's a real stinkfest back there.
- It's okay. - No problem to small or big. They come to him for everything.
- The next forty-eight hours are critical. - Forty-eight hours?
That's a huge b*tch
I'm just not into it.
That’s a HUGE….
♪ Come up off your color chart ♪
Deuce and I never had sex.
♪ When you're ready we can share the wine ♪
JOSE TIKTOK FAN CLUB
I've got plenty of time to get acquainted with the woman who's made my boy so happy.
Hehe
- She thinks it's a blind date. - It's a guy, isn't it?
did you say steak?
Holy shit!! It’s Bigfoot!
Morn Jason Cakes and Pies Cakes and Pies we love Cakes and Pies.
Cakes and Pies!!!
Why don't I get the light?
and six quarters, and...
♪ What I want ♪
♪
Order!
Okay? I quit.
Pie Drive
- Are you allergic? - You could say that.
♪ With you I might try ♪
♪ So lift me up Finish what you started ♪
I just realized I don't know you that well.
Hey, I got an idea.
CAKES AND PIES AND CAKES AND PIES!!
Now come here,
She went pee pee she peed
That wasn't too well thought out.
Sit down! Sit!
Would you stop mentioning the damn cops!
Dam! Thems some huge feet
Is that all you got?
I could really use one right now.
And we were happily married a long time.
Turkey juice!
Listen, punk, you are aiding and abetting a known criminal.
- Eight dollars? - And fifty cents.
- I was thinking maybe later if you weren't doing any... - No.
- I'm just exhausted. - Oh, God, you were amazing. Are you kidding?
So I guess throwing a big beach party's out of the question.
Cakes and pies! Cakes and pies!
What's goin' on out here?
I'll play along with this.
Thier you are
♪ Cover me with love ♪
- It's that crazy. I'd love to show it to you sometime. - No.
I can't do this anymore.
Don't you find me attractive?
Well, maybe I could do a couple jobs,
No! Please don't!
Would you like a martini or cranberry juice?
Tell you what. I'll go work on your tip.
Thank you.
It’s not too small. It’s too thin, OK? My dick is too thin!
♪ Of all the wonderful things in life you can find ♪
When he says... "I'm not that easy"
My feet are oiled
OH Baby!
Ehh... Fart! Dildo!
Do you think it's wrong for a man to accept money from a woman...
and we're going through a rough time, me being a man-whore and all.
How 'bout I get Antoine on the phone in Switzerland and tell him...
I'm not trying to flip you over and do you dry here.
Hello? - What the hell are you doing picking up my phone?
Sure.
You're black.
They look smaller.
Oh, God!
No! Who do you think you are?? Reno Sundown? It's a TWIZZLER? Not THAT!
Haha Vulva!!!
Oh, my God. I'm sorry!
- ♪ What I want ♪ - ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
♪ I just can't smile ♪
Afraid of what?
See, sometimes my fingers swell up and I can't cleanly hit the numbers.
Wonder if he knew how close he came to the end.
Yeah!
That other team is a bunch of high-priced babies!
Did you say steak
- It's French. - Ah. Oui.