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♪ Promise when you are older Slightly bolder ♪
- What does that mean? - I don't think it's a good sign.
Sounds like we're gonna kill her.
♪ All you think about is everybody else But today is all about you ♪
- Now, come on. Hi, kids. - [sighs]
She'll be like, "What? Thank God we had a second child."
so if you could send that over.
- And look what I made you. - Aw, sweetie.
- They're plastic. - Yeah.
I'm sorry. You're right. Makes perfect sense.
♪ A master serving master glasses ♪
♪ Dropped the ball so many times But not anymore ♪
[Birdie] "Happy 100th Birthday, Fred."
Right this way. There you go.
♪ Gonna have to drag me out To make me leave ♪
♪ That even when you are full-grown A life of your own ♪
[Cole] And mine!
because if you don't hire back the service bartenders, I'll quit.
[concierge] Yes, ma'am.
Sorry we didn't get you anything from the store.
Yes! This one mentions the score,
[door beeps]
♪ You'll let me hold your hand When you're walking to a meeting ♪
And I did the greatest acting job of all time.
Oh, my God. He did the old wait-until-Helen-was-gone
♪ He gave me his pants ♪ When I needed pants ♪
It was easy 'cause I do hate unsanctioned plaques.
I totally thought it was real.
♪ All that Plus nine months without wine ♪
[all] ♪ For us to go all out ♪
- [Owen] ♪ We're gonna give her the world ♪ - [Molly, Cole vocalizing]
♪ Hustling, playing the game For the Brandenham will ♪
the most incredible Mother's Day card the world has ever seen.
[Bitsy] I know you're a bellhop,
[groans] Dear, God! I'm going to die alone!
♪ But so much complaining ♪