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I'm at the door. I'm going.
- ♪ And rarely combs her hair ♪ - ♪ But she looks damn good ♪
Well, I can't make a pearl.
♪ I'm so, I'm so thirsty ♪
[Helen] Hey, Lionel, pour us a drink, will you?
♪ I'm so overworked from that jerk ♪
♪ I'll climb into your bed If you've had yourself a nightmare ♪
♪ And homemade cupcakes That's iced with my face ♪
I don't know how to make a drink. I'm a Mormon.
I don't think that's how it works.
[sighs]
Don't bother Bitsy. Don't bother Bitsy.
Maybe I'll just talk to her myself.
Huh. "You'll find the next plaque"--
Yeah, I nailed it. As long as you never wash it.
Yeah, three mimosas and a screwdriver, got it.
- That's when she pees. - She pees for an hour?
- ♪ She goes over the top ♪ - ♪ To show her love ♪
♪ And every little anything That she deserves ♪
- [clatters] - Shh. You're gonna wake up your mom.
Put drinkie in mouthie.
You're sorry you went to Europe on my birthday every year for 40 years?
[sighs] Time to let my hair down.
- ♪ It's the day I've been waiting for ♪ - ♪ It's the day you've been waiting for ♪
♪ All that Plus nine months without wine ♪
"I love you, Mom." Not super creative, but it gets the point across.
- Uh, uh-- - Faster, faster.
I'm sorry. I know you have a big day planned for me.
Give him something to swap it out.
♪ More, more, please ♪
♪ You could wrap up all your boogers And your toenails ♪
♪ You'll let me snuggle you ♪
Babe, I need you. I need your park brain.
They wouldn't sell fake pearls at the drugstore. It's against the law.
Don't screw up and don't bother Bitsy.
♪ I don't wanna move A single muscle at all ♪
Confuse her by how much we love her.
- We know. - A stunning pearl necklace for a princess.