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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
There's a statue of a bear by the zoo.
♪ She's finally in perspective ♪
♪ Yet I stand accused ♪
♪ I just want to out-celebrate my wife ♪
A plaque on a bench is a fancy New York way to sit on life's milestones.
[gasps, groans] Must get drinkie.
♪ Spread eagle in nothing but my drawers ♪
Cole, we gotta make Mom something, ourselves.
I can't drink that. It triple sucks!
♪ We are gonna blow her frigging mind ♪
[Helen] ♪ Look at Helen gettin' all sun-kissed ♪
♪ We're so, we're so thirsty ♪
No, over there. Look at her sweatshirt.
[groans]
"Welcome to the Hudson Hills Spa,
Owen, did you-- It's not coming off.
That's gonna look like crap compared to my gift,
that you're gonna work at my hotel arch nemesis.
Without a bar, a New York City hotel is just a weird bed museum.
- [Owen] ♪ I got my braces off ♪ - ♪ A year ago ♪
- I only had four minutes. - And here's mine.
There's a process for plaques.
Thanks for the play-by-play.
12:30, 12:45, 1:00. Then no drinks till 2:00?
We're supposed to bring it this year.
but you had to think it was real.
[Cole] ♪ She pulls up to my school In a sea of balloons ♪
This year, we're gonna blow her mind
Oh, that's you. We have the same ringtone.