Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Now anyone can be your friend ♪
Segue.
Wait, what? It's still Mother's Day after 10:00 a.m.?
- You didn't buy something of that quality? - [rips]
I just need my frigging room service! [sighs]
I also got you this.
Okay, you guys know the plan. Breakfast in bed from now until 10:00.
- Dang it. Should we Indiana Jones this? - Shoot him?
- for the day down to Lionel. - On it.
♪ All you think about is everybody else But today is all about you ♪
Aw, I love it. This is so much better than buying some dumb thing at a store.
but Paige is four plaque-similes in, and she couldn't be happier.
♪ Promise if you really care Then you'll pinky swear ♪
We're gonna kill her with love and thoughtfulness.
Ooh, what's this? Why did Helen come back so soon?
♪ This is it ♪
♪ And you don't have to get me presents Even on sale ♪
Mother's Day would've been so easy if she was mean.
♪ And I'll always be Your sweet little husband ♪
We're trying so hard with this buying stuff stuff,
[Cole] Yeah, what a bed hog.
- [Owen] ♪ We're gonna give her the world ♪ - [vocalizing]
[Molly, Cole] ♪ Get ready, Mama ♪
Some hit a squirrel. I'm impressed. I'm so, so impressed.
♪ Don't be scared It might seem like I'm dead ♪
this one mentions green, this one says, "the lamb."
Which is bad news for you,
like I usually do.
♪ Pour, poor me ♪
- ♪ He let me call him dad ♪ - ♪ We're so thirsty ♪
♪ This is it Doing nothing's clearly not my skill ♪
- It's Philippe. - Huh?
You're a big boy. That's why this year we bought her stuff.
♪ But I took my skills to libations ♪
Oh, my babies.
♪ Shellacked and cracked In lacquered plaster ♪
♪ You'll let me wipe your nose If no one's 'round to wipe it ♪
What? But I thought we were past making stuff.
I'm not leaving this bed. [sighs]
- To hire back the... - [spits]
Where's my 12:30 Schnapps Goes the Weasel?