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-Yes?
Who's next?
please say one of the three following phrases
So, what, I gotta hang out with you all the time?
Oh. She's resting at the moment. Can I take a message?
Things have been pretty brutal for me lately.
Your accountant told me you wanted to sell your house?
Uh, just one sec.
Once animated by the fire of life,
The movie. You're the Horny Unicorn. I'll direct. We're doing it.
Does that mean you're not coming to my refined, upscale party
Yeah. I know.
You're making me look like a real cuck, Jagger.
-Hello?
- He looks like crap. -Yeah. His tie is all loosened up,
when you disparagingly referred to yourself as "a Xerox of a Xerox"?
I just... I know you're going back to school soon,
They don't know how to process it when you're no longer the huge screw-up
Which leads me to my next point. I am moving out to live with Maude.
What?
-Well, I'm all moved in. - Me too.
-Most people hate me... -Mm-hmm.
Hey, it's Hollyhock. Leave a message, if you're a hundred.
Morton Grove, Chicago? Naperville, Chicago?
Like, you say the book takes place in Chicago, but Ivy lives in Schaumburg.
-What? -Remember in your interview,
-Eleanor Roosevelt once-- -Interesting!
I'm a different, better man who is also not in this picture.
that someone could be someone's best friend still
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