Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Uh... -"Vance Waggoner?
-I think you got a real bum deal. -Oh, yeah?
Uh...
So, where do I go?
I know what you're thinking, "Vance Waggoner?
-That's what you sound like! -Okay, it's not too late to change it.
It's not his fault he's the way he is!
Welcome to Burritos and Mo! Home of burritos and much, much mo!
Oh, yeah? How's this for embarrassing?
We brought a plant.
-No, it-- - Most Hatted Men? What is that?
"This summer: Dumbass Unicorn."
-♪ Precision... ♪ - Oh, whoa!
-Oh, you found my book? -Yeah, and it sucked. Totally unrealistic.
Huh?
but these people enjoy seeing you fail because it lets them feel superior.
Girls can be losers without specifying that they're girls.
Great. You wanna get dinner?
to impress my parents
Hey, it's Todd. Is Mom there?
Yeah. I'm not really the guy people wanna see in movies right now.
Sounds like you need to throw together a scheme in a short amount of time.
Oh.
The line is, "Thank you for the birthday pizza.
List of men in hats, I guess. He was wearing a fedora.
-What? -It was a good picture!
even when they're disappointed in them?
-Oh! That's you! -Yeah.
That's what they want you to think!
Obviously, I wasn't gonna say it in front of my friends,
I'm sorry, uh, no. But thank you for inviting us.
of a well-balanced breakfast.
-This plant's heavy as tits. -I don't want a whole thing here.
but I got a new job and an apartment,
Leave a message, if you're a hundred.
Yeah, 'cause deep down, he's wounded. He's misunderstood.
Part of being sober is leaving behind all the people
Oh, you're in, baby!
-Wait. -Yeah?
It's the stock photo that came in the frame.
♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
-Yeah, you are. -NoJack.
you have been hired to play urbane, civilized party guests.