Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your stupid book about the mall?
-The cover of every magazine. -Okay.
See? That's what I'm talking about!
-I'd have proven it by now. -Well, that's wonderful, Todd.
What's that?
'Cause, you know, there's pervs out there.
Yeah, and his horn is like a corkscrew,
Oh, I'd love to, buddy, but I have like five more scenes to shoot.
but I'm going to and...
-A couple trophies? A parade?
When the world judged you and ridiculed you?
that I totally didn't just throw together only to impress you?
Took the liberty of doing your laundry and this letter was in your pocket.
and raid the "Birthday Dad" set for furniture.
Good! Usually at this stage I hate everything I've ever written
"The Horny Unicorn"?
Maybe I'm just a crazy, old birthday person,
You know I love my wide array of L'Oréal products!
-And people are gonna see that! -Yeah?
of her on the beach with her new boyfriend.
Luckily, Lindsay Lohan was there to perform CPR.
It's cool that you wrote a book. I mean, I think girls are gonna like it.
She's the one person I care about, the one thing keeping me sober.