Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh you mean Timmy's got baby dick too?
Come back here, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch!
- You are? - Yeah.
- There's no sign of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body.
Fish Fish
That was close. God!
No, no, no, what you tryin' to say? You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle?
Oh, now what?
Could what?
The one and only.
We all go a little crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no!
Scary Movie (2000)
I said a dollar bitch
Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act
I heard Bobby got out this morning.
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Don't ask me why Don't make me lie
Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!
- You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right.
Help! Help!
You on Candid Camera now.
Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now.
If He
Hey, Gail.
Yeah, me neither.
You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller
Oh, hi. Please don't, don't... No. Hey, you guys, stop.
- Grandma! - Ow, baby! Ow! Ow! Oh, my hip!
Joe
- Peace, Ray. - Get the trunk closed.
It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!
Half the people want me Half the people want me dead
And in case you haven't noticed, so is Felipe Franks.
Bir şey duydun mu? Hayır, emmeye devam et!
YOU MY BROTHER TOO JACKASS
White woman in trouble off the 744...
- This is ill. - How did it end?
All right. Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!
- Ah, shit! - We don't have any more papers, man.
Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?
Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't!
Nada, viendo el partido y quemando hierba
Then she woke up talking about pressing charges.
- Yeah. - Oh. Just...
Yo
YO WASSUUUUUUUUUP
I wanted to watch the superbowl
Oh, yeah. That's it.
Look, I'm calling the cops.
- I won't have anything to do with this! - Shut up!
YO ASHLEY PICK UP THE PHONE
Then what is it?
- What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy!
Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache.
Party at Alison’s house, free food for everyone!
- Because they test their products on animals. - So?
How bout now
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Your ass is grass.
Oh, God! Somebody please help me!
What's everybody talkin' about?
Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before.
OOPS, I FARTED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D HEAR ME.
and let them flow.
Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else.
Dave Matthys?…best damn babysitter
Oh, yeah! Oh!
Ty
You can move back some. You don't own the theatre.
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks
You mean since you branded him the Candyman? No. His heart is broken.
Slyšel jsi něco? Ne, dál sát!
I’m fine
- What took you so long to get here? - Why are you so curious?
- You say it was an accident. - Yes.
And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left
- That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? - What is it?
Miss man Feminine odor and itching got you down?
It's all about the money
Come on, y'all! I'm gonna get y'all!
'Cause I've seen her.
- Well, my name's Heather. - Heather, can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone?
- I'll be back. - Uh-oh.
Cancelin' TV shows does!
Okay, just one time.
- Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out.
Gennaio 19, 1975
I promise you pain I'm totally insane
Isabella, that girl... SHE DONT RESPECT HERSELF.
This isn't easy for me.
Im gonna guy you like a fish
- Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now?
You've loved that joke since you were two years old. Eh?
Hey, we're gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah.
and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around.
- What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy!
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller
- I'm afraid if we wait - Just like that, baby.
- Agreed. - Say it, Cindy. Say it!
My ass!!
Victoria’s Secret New models
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
Who did this? Huh? Where are you?
I think she wants a motive.
you have to enjoy each moment.
Jeez. I see, yeah.
Get away from me you bum
I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby.
You know, Puff Daddy?
Night, Cind.
Hey, yo, dog. Does this shirt make me look gay?
Hey! Hey, no running.
Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video.
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
- I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim?
Run Boggs! Ruuuuun!
Hai sentito qualcosa? No, non ho sentito niente! Continua!
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Bobby! Bobby!
Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel
- Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser!
Oh, my God.
I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you.
man, this robot is awesome!
- Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
I went poopie. It was good.
Great White Dope Great White Dope