Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow.

Half the people want me Half the people want me dead

- I'll be back. - Uh-oh.

Then she woke up talking about pressing charges.

- Grandma! - Ow, baby! Ow! Ow! Oh, my hip!

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Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else.

Don't ask me why Don't make me lie

YO WASSUUUUUUUUUP

- You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right.

'Cause I've seen her.

OOPS, I FARTED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D HEAR ME.

Hey, we're gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah.

Great White Dope Great White Dope

Oh, God! Somebody please help me!

Hey, yo, dog. Does this shirt make me look gay?

What's everybody talkin' about?

Oh you mean Timmy's got baby dick too?

It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!

Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel

- What took you so long to get here? - Why are you so curious?

I think she wants a motive.

- This is ill. - How did it end?

reporting for duty

- Agreed. - Say it, Cindy. Say it!

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

YO ASHLEY PICK UP THE PHONE

You know, Puff Daddy?

and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around.

That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew

Yeah, me neither.

- What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy!

and let them flow.

you have to enjoy each moment.

You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller

Slyšel jsi něco? Ne, dál sát!

man, this robot is awesome!

Isabella, that girl... SHE DONT RESPECT HERSELF.

All right. Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!

No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out.

Your ass is grass.

Victoria’s Secret New models

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- I won't have anything to do with this! - Shut up!

We all go a little crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no!

I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks

You mean since you branded him the Candyman? No. His heart is broken.

Bir şey duydun mu? Hayır, emmeye devam et!

Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?

The one and only.

I wanted to watch the superbowl

Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache.

Hai sentito qualcosa? No, non ho sentito niente! Continua!

Gennaio 19, 1975

Okay, just one time.

Oh, yeah. That's it.

Party at Alison’s house, free food for everyone!

I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you.

- Ah, shit! - We don't have any more papers, man.

- You say it was an accident. - Yes.

I went poopie. It was good.

I heard Bobby got out this morning.

Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act

- I'm afraid if we wait - Just like that, baby.

Hey! Hey, no running.

Miss man Feminine odor and itching got you down?

- Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now?

FREEDOM IN MY SOUL

- Yeah. - Oh. Just...

That was close. God!

I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller

It's all about the money

- I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim?

Jeez. I see, yeah.

Then what is it?

White woman in trouble off the 744...

Dave Matthys?…best damn babysitter

YOU MY BROTHER TOO JACKASS

- Well, my name's Heather. - Heather, can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone?

Im gonna guy you like a fish

Come back here, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch!

Run Boggs! Ruuuuun!

- You are? - Yeah.

I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby.

Get away from me you bum

You on Candid Camera now.

You've loved that joke since you were two years old. Eh?

- Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser!

Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video.

- That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? - What is it?

Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it

Come on, y'all! I'm gonna get y'all!

- There's no sign of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body.

Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now.

- Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.

Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before.

Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!

Look, I'm calling the cops.

Scary Movie (2000)

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Oh, hi. Please don't, don't... No. Hey, you guys, stop.

And in case you haven't noticed, so is Felipe Franks.

You can move back some. You don't own the theatre.

- Because they test their products on animals. - So?

I said a dollar bitch

Who did this? Huh? Where are you?

This isn't easy for me.

Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't!

And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left

Cancelin' TV shows does!

No, no, no, what you tryin' to say? You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle?

I promise you pain I'm totally insane

Nada, viendo el partido y quemando hierba

- Peace, Ray. - Get the trunk closed.

- What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy!