Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. It'll be all right.

- You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind?

I said a full sandwich, bitch!

I have to go to class.

Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up?

- I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do.

Get off! Hey, yo, get off! His drawers are mine! Hey, yo!

- He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible.

- Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray?

Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die?

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

- I love this color. - Let me see that.

Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam. You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.

- No comment. - Okay. - No comment. - Okay.

Don't you see? He's got us right where he wants us.

I wanna see what your insides look like.

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien, continue!

Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends' numbers for me?

Gennaio 10, 1975

Just check that one out again.

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

Yo, if y'all watchin' this tape right now...

Just give me a moment. Ah. One...

Yo! WazzzzUuuup!!!!

Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'.

So what you tryna say You wanna get buck naked and wrestle?

Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act.

I’m going to gut you like a fish!

YOU’RE ON MY FOOT FAT SHIT!

You'll be squirting in your shorts And you're squirting crimson quarts

Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!

Oh, shut the fuck up!

No chicken nuggets?

Y'all want drama Wanna make a scary movie

- What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for?

I’VE BEEN IN THIS GAME A LONG TIME. DON’T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER, C’MON?

- Hallelujah - It's raining men

Well, you haven’t seen Shaq act.

- I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. - Sweet Jesus! Shit!

- Hello. - I'm gonna kill you.

Come here, Bobby! I want it now!

Come on! Give it to me! Give it to me!

So?, we don’t know him, ha ha higgidy ha ha ha Aw yeah, i don’t know him either, he’s down in Lorden

#hrž róbu #grunting #besramno #vodńě

Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you.

Yeah! What's my name, Bobby?

- Slow it down! - Blow me!

Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here!

Duncanville was a good show, man! It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode!

Give me my crown bitch

When you kill Astarion

Bir şey duydun mu? Hayır, emmeye devam et!

Be Reasonable. - I Can't fucking Take This anymore...

- Hello? - Hello, Cindy.

Gennaio 30, 1975

Yeah! That's the shit right here!

- Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?

I'm just gonna take a bath, and then I'm gonna go to bed.

You love that joke, don't you, honey?

Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first?

Uh, no. No, not that.

What would have been your last words to Drew?

We have to call the police, Greg.

- Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.

I did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself.

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

Special officer aeronaut reporting

Hey, hey, hey. No peeking. No peeking. Turn around.

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

- Johnson, what a block, baby. Word up. - Thanks a lot, kid.

What about now?

Don't want the whole story Should have bought the Cliff Notes

- Nah. - Cool? - Yeah.

- Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail.

Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach!

The stench of Lakers fan excuses

Leave your carcass for flies 'Cause everyone who meets up with me

Stay in well-lit areas.

It was bad casting Bobby

He never shows what he's thinking He keeps it inside

I said a dollar, bitch.

- I love you. - Have a good trip.

Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of.

Yeah. That's big.

I SEE RUSSIANS... EVERYWHERE... THEY'RE COMING!!!

I could be anywhere… I’m like the wind, baby!

Oh, I love when you play with my ass.

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything.

Gonna slit your throat Fuck you like a goat

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

Hey! Cindy, that was an accident.

Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.

But wait! There’s more!

take it, brandon! take it, brandon!

And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.

I’ll give you a big clue!

We'll be waiting till forever

I'm a bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller

- She is such a ho. - Why do you say that?

Because the right way is wrong

when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair...

I'M GONNA JUMP! It says! Oh god?!

Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me.