Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Saw off your toes Jam them in your nose

Yeah what’s my name sid

My name is CJ and I run a 7 minute mile

Very good. And contestant number two.

But I'm not going to jail. You got that?

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

Yo! Party at Danny’s! Drunk white women for everybody ya’ll!

- I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby.

I said a dollar, bitch!

When she blows you But uses her teeth

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't!

Run, bitch! Run!

Buffy, you told him?

While im sucking daddy dick

I got one. I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready?

Oh, she is as fake as Press-on nails.

penis face he rapes you with his rape face

Like finger-painting 101 give me no credit for having class

A small college town is in shock...

- Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute.

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien, continue!

Hey, Elon, smell my finger.

Cut your tongue out Feed it to a trout

I’ll gut ya like a pig

Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. Greg.

- Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything.

- I'll see you after class. - Sweet! - All right!

We don't have any more papers.

Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house!

Then I'll slam a beer

- Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness.

- Bobby! - Oh, my God! Shit!

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Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again.

Gennaio 7, 1975

Damn, this is some scary shit!

that I left you a little something in the coffee can.

Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut You know, the usual

Yepp it’s not Watson

- I'd much rather help my fellow man than some animal. - Spare a dollar?

I ain't new to it, I grew to it

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere...

Do you know what they do to young boys in prison?

Don’t be the center of attention at a show!

Oh, there she is

Can't you see he's just hungry?

the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening.

We just can't... No.

Help! Oh! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless.

- I won? - They're calling your name. Go.

His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later.

Special Officer doofy reporting to the equipment brigade

So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left.

You can suck and dick or cock SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Shorty, you are so loud.

I'm on a rocket ship to a mother ship

There's ass, blood and guts everywhere!

Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right?

Take it brandon, take it brandon

Hello bitch What’s your favorite Penises

Mount Rushmore it, no, ignore it, Can't rock with no big head

what the hell is that?! it's my ass.

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

- I can explain that. - Oh, my God.

- That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve.

All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station.

I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong

Jim, this is some scary robot.

I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it

You forgot to lock it.

- Hello? - Hello, Cindy.

Next week's Triple Crown starts at 2:30. Be here early.

- Buffy! - Contestant number one!

And in case you haven't noticed, so is Felipe Franks.

- All over the place. - Dad. Stop it.

- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Back up! Let him through!

Drunk white women for everybody!

That's my bobcat too! alright Mott! Hey kiss my ass!

- No. - Isn't he a suspect?

I know we've been together a long time...

- Na, na, na, na - Put another hole in your ass

The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good ass show and we didn't even get a final episode!

I'm Okay? - Let's... Let's Go, Shoeshine.

- Let's roll, Jack. - Right. - Come on! Grab your shit and let's go, motherfucker!

What are you waiting for‽

- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah.

- Amistad II - Get your ass back down there, boy!

You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other.

I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller

I just want you to touch it Just touch it come on

'Cause I'm a spaceman

Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out...

Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddam camera...

I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"

Okay. Let's go over this again.

Sorry about that, folks.

When you get prepared for a fight

Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead.

Who’s is it bobcat?! Who’s is it bobcat!?

I got papers, blunts, bongs...

- No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together.

- So what you doin', son? - Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'.

- Uh... - I'll get you one for your head.