Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mount Rushmore it, no, ignore it, Can't rock with no big head

I'm Okay? - Let's... Let's Go, Shoeshine.

Shorty, you are so loud.

Who’s is it bobcat?! Who’s is it bobcat!?

When she blows you But uses her teeth

I’ll gut ya like a pig

You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other.

Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right?

Take it brandon, take it brandon

Sorry about that, folks.

What are you waiting for‽

Special Officer doofy reporting to the equipment brigade

- No. - Isn't he a suspect?

- Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness.

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien, continue!

- Uh... - I'll get you one for your head.

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Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity

Hello bitch What’s your favorite Penises

- Na, na, na, na - Put another hole in your ass

- Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute.

All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station.

Yeah what’s my name sid

- Bobby! - Oh, my God! Shit!

Oh, there she is

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't!

what the hell is that?! it's my ass.

Run, bitch! Run!

- Hello? - Hello, Cindy.

Can't you see he's just hungry?

the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening.

Next week's Triple Crown starts at 2:30. Be here early.

- I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby.

Drunk white women for everybody!

I ain't new to it, I grew to it

Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. Greg.

Do you know what they do to young boys in prison?

It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere...

Jim, this is some scary robot.

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

Oh, she is as fake as Press-on nails.

- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah.

Buffy, you told him?

And in case you haven't noticed, so is Felipe Franks.

But I'm not going to jail. You got that?

that I left you a little something in the coffee can.

Don’t be the center of attention at a show!

Like finger-painting 101 give me no credit for having class

- Let's roll, Jack. - Right. - Come on! Grab your shit and let's go, motherfucker!

I'm on a rocket ship to a mother ship

I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller

Back up! Let him through!

Saw off your toes Jam them in your nose

I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it

I got one. I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready?

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

penis face he rapes you with his rape face

Yepp it’s not Watson

I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong

Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again.

- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Okay. Let's go over this again.

Cut your tongue out Feed it to a trout

His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later.

That's my bobcat too! alright Mott! Hey kiss my ass!

Very good. And contestant number two.

My name is CJ and I run a 7 minute mile

A small college town is in shock...

I got papers, blunts, bongs...

- So what you doin', son? - Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'.

- I'd much rather help my fellow man than some animal. - Spare a dollar?

We don't have any more papers.

I said a dollar, bitch!

- Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything.

- No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together.

- I can explain that. - Oh, my God.

There's ass, blood and guts everywhere!

Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddam camera...

- Buffy! - Contestant number one!

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"

While im sucking daddy dick

The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good ass show and we didn't even get a final episode!

When you get prepared for a fight

Gennaio 7, 1975

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

You forgot to lock it.

- Amistad II - Get your ass back down there, boy!

I just want you to touch it Just touch it come on

We just can't... No.

'Cause I'm a spaceman

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I know we've been together a long time...

So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left.

Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead.

RUN BITCH! RUUUNNN!!!

Yo! Party at Danny’s! Drunk white women for everybody ya’ll!

- I'll see you after class. - Sweet! - All right!

- That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve.

Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house!

Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut You know, the usual

You can suck and dick or cock SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Damn, this is some scary shit!

- All over the place. - Dad. Stop it.

Help! Oh! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless.

Then I'll slam a beer

Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out...

- I won? - They're calling your name. Go.

Hey, Elon, smell my finger.