Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I promise you pain I'm totally insane

Lord ima have a heart attack

Matthys…He’s the best babysitter you’ve ever seen though

Uh, Cindy Campbell.

- Bobby? - What?

See that’s why you such a dumb dumb head motherfukka Yo mama is a dumb dumb head motherfukka, ha ha ha

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.

Great White Dope Great White Dope

OOOOOH ShIIIIIIIt!

What am I waiting for?

Greg, you're not the only one who got one.

The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope

Did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything!

It's okay. It's okay. It's just like...

Special Spy James Reporting for duty

Will you sit down?

And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken.

Gennaio 20, 1975

I don't know. Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theatre, so we just broke out.

- I can't. - Shit! - Oh, my God!

Very special officer Mikey reporting for duty I'll hawk tuah all your boots !

Heather, has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered...

Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?

Oh you- you mean Jaime’s got a baby dick too?

Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey?

Yeah, yeah, or they'd... or they'd cast people in their late twenties, early thirties to play us.

Scary Movie 2 (2000). The clip for this URL is not available, folks.

DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN I'M CLEANING MY ROOM

Don’t forget Elections Tuesday

And it states, and I quote...

He gets it right You know he's always down

corre perra corre

- I'll take the credit cards. - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers.

What are you gonna do, frame him?

Okay! If I see you 2D, I’ll tell him I love him.

I said don't disturb me when I'm building my room

For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!

- You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem.

It's the inevitable return, baby of the Great White Dope

Y'all niggas still pretty Just so y'all can feel

I have to just give in to them...

Tf is this What? It’s laundry day!

I'm gonna slit your throat Fuck you like a goat

Yeah. What size are these?

You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller

Who know the outcome Must be the wild one

It's an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid.

- Ugh! What the hell is that? - My ass.

And, uh, yeah. Yeah, the one and only...

- Bobby, it's okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme...

AT LEAST SECURITY CAN GET YOU BACKSTAGE. SHE DON'T LOVE HUH SELF.

Liz busting a nut..

Ouvio alguma coisa? Nao ouvi, convinua!

I never could wait to get to the chewy middle.

- He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man.

Cindy, you know me. Cindy.

Victoria’s Secret New models

THEM'S THE RULES

Special officer Alex reporting for duty I think I pooped my pants

Well, I am much more of a people person.

I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world.

Okay, if I see raymond, I'll tell him I love him

C'était quoi ce bruît? C'était rien! Continue!

- You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly.

Gennaio 21, 1975

AHORA TE AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.

- But you-you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my...

I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this!

Some for money...

yo, sanam, pick up the phone!

Cindy, telephone.

- What? How do you know that? - I-I can, um, see your feet.

He's killing him!

What's that? Is that the cops?

Here she comes Miss Teen She's So Fine

So is this where I'm supposed to bleed?

- Anybody? - Yes!

- I don't know. - Well, check it out!

Rule number one: You gotta be quick.

I’m Catalina Cruz

I got a Ph.D. in how to use my cutlery

Rivals! Rivals! Rivals! Rivals!

Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual.

and we would play bump-bump?

Oh, look, I'm bleeding! Eek. Eek.

Hack off your head and that's just a start

you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.

Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.

Aw yeah, that’s my mama too Well then yo papa is a dumb dumb head poot butt ass motherfukka, ha ha higgidy ha

That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.

Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.

- Yeah. She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah.

Gennaio 22, 1975

This is for talking through The Fugitive!

Oh, yeah. That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? You think she wants to go to jail?

Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich for ya.

Hey, yo, we run these streets Putting on the great city

I like it. Hey, get up. Go-Go over there. Let me see it.

коли Дімону сказали що його 40-кілограмовий пес ніфіга не маленька собака

Good night, Bobby.

Did you just say that you, uh, went poopie you piece of shit....

Here you go, baby.

Damn Oak is a Scary place

special officer aeronaut reporting

yo! hello shorty, what are you doin'?

So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes-type stuff?

- I'm gonna end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you!

- Come on. Come on. - Ready.

- You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own.

Lose the cape. It's way too '90s horror.