Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My iPad says I can't ever say it...
♪ Ready for sex, men ♪
it's a pain in the dick but my dick's still standing
- I guess I can say it too.
- Seriously, Jordan? Are you seriously fronting?
- Okay, so here's a very sad thing-
Damn.
- What do we do?
in the fraternity house for no reason at all.
Did Mel Gibson actually say to that woman-
If it ain't Craig, the man of the hour, homie.
there wouldn't even be an election, man.
What do you say?
- Hey, did you see that nigga?
- Yes, he did. - What?
"I hope you get raped by a pack of African-Americans"-
♪ They still up on my totem pole ♪
- Now I know this plan is foolproof.
with date rape!
Has anybody seen anything like that?
Hey, check it out.
Talking about, yo, check it-
- No, can't- - All right-
but, uh, there's no story here.
- I just know this neighborhood would be better
- Oh, all right. All right.
and very nimble,
- I can say it!
- Oh, man, I mean, you know...
"Pack" is the most racist thing
♪ But they think a nigga got an adamantium boner ♪
The two of you enter the tavern.
that shit's upside-down, son.
'cause I went over there, and I killed him in his face.
I'm tryin' to do what you doin'.
The bartender is half-Hobbit