Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay, don't beat yourself up, it's okay.

- Except for "Osama bin Laden hunter,"

Motherfucker, that's called interest.

- Not in this lifetime.

Oh, no, I promise, it's gonna be a hit.

to help you determine whether or not you can drop the N-bomb.

- Why "ideally"? Why "ideally"?

if the Republicans-if they had caught Osama bin Laden,

Plus Kanye the giant puts his demo CD

- Now, see, if this was a white neighborhood,

in a rap song. - Fine.

My phone says I can't ever say it.

between white college movies and black college movies.

Now before we begin, I'd like to once again introduce you

Uh, dear cousin...

College is a backdrop. - Oh, yeah.

- This election, make the decision

- Greetings. - Greetings.

that-that, man... that-that...

- Yeah, I saw it with my own two eyes, man.

- ♪ But his dick's still standing ♪

- Now this November, I want each and every one of you

Shit, is that how it's gonna be, Craig?

- You can't go back to middle now, son.

- Kanye the giant orders Alize.

Uh, uh, and it's always by the-

I heard about your record deal, dog.

- I can say nigger all day long.

Perhaps you'd enjoy an Elven ale?"

- No! - I'm serious, man.

uh, college is a given.

- Damn-no, video over, man. Video's over.