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How to make scrambled eggs.
Okay, can you do that for me?
Eggs! Eggs! (sighs)
My name's mom.
That was some bad advice.
Canadian scrambled eggs, how quaint.
Why couldn't it have been you here with me two years ago?
My son's fiancée is about to get served...
"you still have to wear pants on casual Friday, clint!"
...It was breathtaking.
I could go look for it.
You threw a live grenade into my marriage.
Actually, I, uh, I can't have kids,
Before booking our wedding.
Yeah. So end up with her already.
Always get to pick the music
I feel invalidated.
And I mean that literally, because it would be my job to...
Narrator: As for marshall and daphne,
Please not now, clint.
Your daughter in 33 hours.
Do you think marshall always makes me happy?
His best friend was a balloon.
If you don't even know how to make scrambled eggs,
When I was at the top
If you listen to pink floyd's dark side of the moon
And on me. Every time clint starts singing,
To take a hot bath when you get in.
Robin and I had been hanging out downtown
Zz top's "she's got legs"?
You know that.
This therapy works.
Is it weird that I'm hugging you like this?
Her mom's not coming to the wedding.
You got us to agree on something. Yeah.
Yes.
Because my mom makes the best scrambled eggs.
My chest is on fire.