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This is my property.
- He's good. Let's not make trouble. - He's very good.
He used to work with me. And now he works at this big retailer.
Cindy knows how to close it.
That's a big deal to a lot of people.
So you're from Memphis?
It lives half of its life above ground evading predators.
Can you believe it? Can you believe it?
Okay? Not with the comb, not with the comb.
We're gonna be having some changes, and you're gonna be going to the night hours.
How's this for snapping?
Yeah. I'm gonna be the next Tom Jones.
But the same guy also owns a manufacturing plant...
Do we have a call?
Like this.
Yeah.
Failure? Disgrace?
Do you know what QVC stands for, Joy?
What country?
I'm in a meeting with our lawyers.
I mean, who thinks of things like that?
- She's talking to her children. - Is Tony in there?
But I do clean my own home.
Five minutes, Cristy.
Because of 300 feet of continuous cotton loop that I looped myself.
Rudy, she's thinking about something.
To see if maybe you might've made a mistake...
$39.99.
Joan's the original seller.
Now we're bankrupt, Tony!
Joy.
Now I'm done with the bathroom, and I haven't wrung the mop once.
I gave her the confidence to think she was more than just an unemployed housewife...
Take it easy, Cristy.
Those are coming in. Keep your eyes... Those are actual sales, Joy.
- Wow. - Check my music class, accountant girl.
What happened to this girl's dreams?
That's the music teacher's son.
where your family eats, where you feed your children?
Honey, you should go to bed.
and I covered it with reflective tape, plus it's a flea collar.
I know what it feels like to be in that chair.
They have a much better time with me anyway, with Aunt Peggy.
Of course, she befriended that man and more.
Yay!
So I went to my daughter's room, and I borrowed her crayons...
Want to try this mop, ladies?
to be seen here like this with your daughter.
They're gonna be so grateful for the jobs, Joy.
You just take this, and you...
Ever since you were little, you were born to bear...
When someone sees a weakness in me, I turn that weakness into a strength.
There's a huge hole in the floor of my mother's room and I'm broke.
- What? - Oh, no.
Joy, look who's back. Look who's back!
It's so gross.
I guess you could say we're friends in commerce.
You are going to grow up and be a strong, smart young woman...
Yeah, I have a pen. What is it?
that your life, to date, makes a stronger case for...
on a very small mop head.
Tell Rico, Dad. Number five's gotta go off.
Blood money from my family and my second mortgage.
Isn't that the whole purpose of that channel? It's that everybody could do it?
Have a great date.
It's good to see you.
You won't be leaving with me
that I would never be neglectful with one dollar of the money...
I shouldn't say was, because he still is.
I don't know what's going on.
When you're hiding, you're safe...
Business is unfair. That's it.
Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone.
so I think we can make it become a real house.
that I'll be in even more debt than I was before.
A new way of doing business.
It's a standard handle, 53 inches.
Why me?
- Why do you have to be so negative? - They will.
And your mop is plastic and it looks strange.
Is that plastic?
I'd like to change just one thing. Would you mind?
This is only getting worse.
Well, is there any way... Could you please put a curtain up here...
- Get up. I just told your boss you're going to work! - But what did you lie for?
to see and have.
Oh, my God! 29,000!
He lives in Texas.
I want all of these boxed up, and I'm taking them.
Is that so? Can I see the molds?
You've got the exact same outfit you had when you came in here.
about my business again.
You know, I'd like to go the next level. Put on a nice suit.
I made my first invention myself, too.
They're not gonna let me through airport security without it.
Leave me alone.
- No, no, I'm the first to say that. - I understand business.
It's, you know, a dating service for widows and widowers.
Yeah, it's down the hall. Gregory will show you.
Put it...
Maybe tomorrow if you can stay in town.
- A guy I know. - What guy?
Salud, everybody. Have a good time.
This stupid thing. This place is falling apart!
I like that price. I want a whole bunch of them.
Tony, take her to bed.
Yeah, I thought it'd give a sense of place, Todd.