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This is not the proper way to be divorced, the two of you.
Oh, my God.
Seems very unfair to me, to say the least.
Oh, my goodness. I am so sorry, sir.
Yes, sir, tonight's the night for Ol' Saint Nick to make his yearly visit...
What's a 900 number?
Well, if you wanna help, why don't you come here and manage this place?
No, we're not gonna lose our house.
I don't wanna go to bed. I wanna stay here.
That's what I wanted to hear.
I just can't bring it to my boss. I can't.
Terry, Touissant.
Dad, I'm so sorry.
We've worked so hard.
That means no TV.
We've got 10 looms...
Why? It's a beautiful wine!
But on the other hand...
You need to get your own house.
It's starting to mold for Pete's sake.
Mimi said you were the one born to help carry the family to success.
No, I don't.
I spend most of my day deflecting incoming shots from people like yourself.
It's a brand-new mop.
- Look at the detail. - Look at the detail.
Seventeen years.
This guy keeps billing me for his mistakes.
- Guys, stop. Please. - I'm making you tense?
- Now watch this. - These can be yours.
into people's homes, 24 hours a day, for our valued customers.
- Yeah, that's normal. - Yes!
Just assemble them and try to sell them.
Please stop using the word we.
You heard the night before
My father works hard. He's had some bad breaks.
I have the first assembled mop.
I have been mopping for most of my life, every single day.
Remember the night of the party where everything started?
Geltrude.
Sharon was no good for him. It's nice for him to meet somebody new.
while my product dies instead of being on television...
if his Hong Kong patent for a self-wringing mop is worth anything or if it even works.
All right. I do like the idea of that.
So, this guy in Texas...
Go off! Thank you!
Just, just don't.
- ...but you're killing us all silently. - You take that back...
Thank you, Neil.
I like the ancient Roman statues. I like the medieval armor.
But the house, the kids, Joy.
Joy...
I know. I just got the notice.
And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two
Perhaps.
So Trudy just wanted to be careful...
I don't want to talk about this right now.
go to school, meet a fine young man, have beautiful children of your own...
Look at this. More bills.
Well, it wasn't the man, Joy. It was the product.
You know, don't let it in.
Why?
Bye.
If you can even manufacture it after it's taken everything we've got...
I decide what products we let into our stores here...
I don't like this.
This song is going to be in the town musical.
So I just want you to initial next to those two numbers as well.
What was so much better about being with Sharon, Rudy?
I just wanted to let you know that Touissant has almost finished his work.
Now, Santa, let me see what it really looks like inside this house.
So I invented a dog collar with a quick release so that a dog would never choke...
You made this yourself?
- And friends. - Yes.
I felt I wanted to stay near her and watch over her.
- Try the black. - Okay.
So I never did owe you any royalties for your patent.
David Selznick, the son of immigrants...
Yeah.
Okay. Take it. Take it.
That's really nice.
What is this?
We've come so far for us to just give up now.
Maybe even on computers, 24 hours a day.
Okay. Sure.
He's in the basement with Tony?
He gave my girl a spring in her step, just when she needed it.
My name is Rudy, what's yours?
You're so smart, you're so beautiful, I... I just...
You'll be more comfortable with your baby.
- What? - Another bill from Gerhardt.
- We'll see you tomorrow, okay? - Thank you, ma'am.
But you know, Tony's living in the basement.
A lot of people patent their ideas...
I don't think I could ever do something like this.
Okay, surprise me.
It's nice to see you.
Nice job, Joy. Nice job.
I want you to sign this piece of paper...
Neil Walker.
Here comes Joan and Cindy. Watch this.
Hi, I'm Touissant.
- Because you're gonna lose another job! - No, honey, I'm sick!
I want you to pan in. Look at these.
Seventeen years.
So it seems...
Maybe you can sell one of your mops to those big companies.
Of course.
You need to move out.
By the ninth time you say it, they begin to hear you.
I am a mother of two. There is just spill after spill.
Let's go to my room.
No, I don't need a prince.
Am I right?
Hi, Sharon.
Well, she had no authority to do that. She's not an officer of my corporation.
that we become adversaries in commerce, that we remain friends.
I report to him. He makes pricing decisions.
Can you make 50,000 of these mops by next week?
The plumber.
- Good night, Mom. - I love you.
It just seems so wrong.
Think about it. We've been hiding...
Baby, what's the matter?
These are my special occasion gowns...
How's she gonna do that? She's got nothing. She's got no money.