Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow! That's genius. You're hired.

I played them on my radio show.

can I have the dubious honor of buying you your first lap dance?

and the kind of mind-blowing flexibility that only comes from advanced hip dysplasia.

I just cut one, and I can tell it's gonna be a slow burn.

Don't sleep on the popcorn. [Chuckles]

I'm proud of ya.

Okay, Ted. Name one cool thing you've given your stamp to first...

- Nailed it. - Totally.

Okay, suppose we lead with the carbon testing of the residue water.

Why would I go to a third world nation to get my knob wobbled?

it all goes back to that moment.

I have my own original ideas.

[Ted Narrating] The next day, Uncle Marshall went to court...

Oh, come on. It's not like I'm saving the world.

What do we stand for?

Oh, so you're saying credit for the stamp goes to Doctor "X" then, not you.

Guys, I'm going through something kind of hard.

If that's the type of guy you vouch for, I can't trust your judgment.

Marshall, you love everything and everyone.

I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks.

Hey, how about fish, huh? Fish are crazy, right? You guys ever think about fish?

Here's your application. Just tell 'em I sent ya.