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Mmm, new meat.
It's always the fat one.
I like it when people say your name out loud!
Oh, Stewie, I'm really sorry I left you in that time-out.
I said it right to you.
Brian, please, I need help.
I thought Donna said we were going to the "church waffle."
to cheer you on.
All right, think.
Do You Want Us To Pull Over I Don’t Care What You Do
All right, Peter, show 'em what you got.
All right, that's it, I'm not just gonna sit here
Now let me put this baby bonnet on his head
Griffin, what are you, an idiot?
Please forgive me, Lois. I'm so stupid.
"her bosom heaving,
Who, Meg? Yes, yes, Meg. She's scary and mean,
Oh, hey, Quagmire. Hey, Peter.
Well, I don't know.
I'm right here, Coach. (chuckles)
What? Who said that?
But this is Peter's weekend.
Hey, what's this, a dickweed convention?
and then play in a real game, right on the field at Fenway.
I’m going to make pee pee on the wall 42
And he's been out in the blazing sun for two days.
if I could just step on that field
but they make you sign, like, a two-year...
Hey, I'm Mike.
Now, come on, Lois, we've got you sitting
Where is Brian?
And if you move one muscle before then,
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Guys, who cares about your dumb radio?!
Stop that right now.
Don't do that!
I think it's broken.
(rousing orchestral music resumes)
and Ted Williams' severed head.
to the church raffle.
Hey, guys, I didn't know you were coming
but to call for a complete muscle failure.
and you're gonna get that hit.
I can't have any of my own.
Holy crap, I won!
What? You're not playing in the game.