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Just the facts ma'am
Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good!
One, we use cutlery. Two, we can control our sexual urges.
essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth.
In spite of every logical instinct I've ever had...
Those who want it, can get it by attempting to better themselves...
hehehe
- Hi. - Hi.
- [Gasping] - [Shotgun Pump Clicking]
Let’s go home
Streebek was right.
Vehicles from the fire and police departments are stolen in daylight.
- If we could just please... - I don't want to discuss it!
I'm your partner, and I don't even know where you live.
you want to see G-force on July 24th You wanna watch be cool and you want to watch lizzie McGuire and you want to watch trollz.
We're gonna be driving along some night and the lighting's gonna be bad.
- [Streebek] Good night. - [Connie] Good night.
♪ It's my duty to inform you and my pleasure to warn you ♪
Deadly toxic chemicals are on the loose. What next, Mr Mayor?
Hand over your money, and I'll go buy my own smokes.
Especially tonight, right? Huh?
♪ When the poor man came in sight... ♪
Goodness! Earthquake! It's the big one!
Let's just hope they're not referring to you.
♪ But my rights I can and will invoke ♪
Boys, as you can see, I've got my work to do.
Your million-dollar contribution will insure his presence at your party.
Streebek, why are you always looking at your watch?
Yeah! Yeah! And this was the hole that was filled with water!
Big, bad, stupid-looking.
How do you tell that to kids who haven't seen a lion and won't want to again?
when he served with the department 20 years ago.
Let's check Enid Borden's description.
♪ Don't use, abuse or refuse me ♪
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Am I glad I got transferred into Robbery-Homicide!
Mayor Parvin should consider the welfare of his constituents...
to the one piece of equipment that wasn't issued to him by the department.
You're the one that's gonna straighten out, cop...
- Yes, sir. - Don't ask him that, Captain.
Sylvia Wiss wanted you.
You think they were in the wild forming lines, jockeying for position...
- What are you doing? - Calling for backup.
Muzz. Emil Muzz.
- Hi. Just need to use the phone. - Who the hell...
from my brother, the traffic cop, to my sister, the metre maid.
Curiously enough, I still hadn't heard from my anal-retentive ex-partner...
How do you see yourself going down in history?
is that we live here now in a city...
♪ To enforce the laws ♪
Dragnet!
Because even in the City of Angels, from time to time, some halos slip.
threatened to turn me into a civilian?
One can't exist without the other.
through their growing frequency and naked brazenness.
An exact match.
- Bait. - That's his skin magazine.
♪♪ [Intro To The Star-Spangled Banner]
Señor Tito Provencal
trichlornitromethane and the pseudo-halogenic compound cyanogen...
Good.
Let's go meet Jerry.
Hey, isn't that Whirley's car?
Don't order anything more expensive than the Cobb salad. That is an order.
Joe, why don't you go get a couple cups of coffee?
Señor Tito Provencal
What is the approximate dry weight of the Madagascar Fruit Tree Bat?
- Sergeant Friday? - Who wants to know?
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Don't you mean the virgin Connie Swail?
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at Streebek's favourite coffeehouse and an outlay of $50 by me...
I get the hang of it. In the April issue.
Oh.
She's as pure as she can be.
The face behind the mask.
even going so far as to demonstrate the goat dance...
You will once He sees your haircut.
to one of his old informants, I proceeded by Celebrity Cab...