Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Friday] 7:52 p.m.

That was a joke.

to strike a blow in our common fight against crime!

- Not looking like that, you aren't. - Really? What's that mean?

♪ But first you know we really oughta read 'em their rights ♪

Reverend Whirley, please accept our most sincere apologies.

- It's okay. They're Pagans. - Yeah?

to be the new focal point for the Moral Advance Movement of America.

Let's go, Streebek.

trick-or-treaters?

this is not working on, little tookleen

Was there ever...

America.............Your new Supreme Court Justice........ the virgin BRETT KAVANAUGH

the current capital of depravity...

Are you sure you want to watch slapping my nuts watch this and four brothers and plan b and lizzie McGuire and trollz and you wanna see g-force on July 24th and NBA live 2004 and dragon ball z Kai

[Friday] You certainly have a beautiful home, Miss Swail.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You've never had these feelings before, have you?

I've been thinking. Maybe your informant was right.

May I remind you that Commissioner Kirkpatrick...

My partner and I witnessed that torchlight picnic you threw.

My hat was in that car.

Where's Joe Friday?

- Wait. - Joe, go home.

If I ever hear you've come within one mile of Reverend Whirley...

What's your recipe writing style? The Dragnet

I'm absolutely counting on them.

If one wishes to effect a financial upheaval in this country...

- Miss? - The gun.

Just the facts, ma'am

Police officers, ma'am. L.A.P.D. Robbery. I'm Friday. This is...

Muzz, you weren't even born with the sense God gave the common dog.

Why don't you listen and learn?

a pristine virgin in a gown of white.

Forget it. It's out of our jurisdiction now.

Sewage breath would be your nickname for...

What's the good of moral outrage...

You do? What? What?

I forgot about the snake. How big did you say it was again?

Police officers, ma'am.

Listen, hotshot, I don't care for you or the putrid sludge you're trowelling out.

I know where they serve the best in town. Come on.

Your major turn-offs are...

- Yes, he is. It's work, dear. - Thank you.

from the owner of the chemicals company, a Mr Roy Grest.

Live a little! It's the vertical pedal on the right.

I've invited someone already to join us, and you don't know her.

You're not thinking like a cop any more. You're thinking like a man in love.

Having gained Captain Gannon's grudging agreement to contact the commissioner...

♪ To enforce the laws ♪

But until the laws are changed, my job's to get back your boxes of smut.

All that was left in his room...

as a politically-oriented, socially-impacted monthly.

I beg to differ. Ask him if he remembers 3,000 gallons of stolen...

They oughta transfer you to Missing Persons. You know everybody.

Emil Muzz, guess what!

Thank you, George, and welcome once again to Advance.

Muzz, let's run through it again.

You should try the French toast.

Jump on this and spin, cop.

Let's just drop the fake civility. Okay, Caesar?

Just relax and hold on tight.

You're gonna need this.

There are two things which differentiate the human species from animals.

The standard service revolver and simple lead sap...

and your balls...

Penal Code 836: A police officer may make an arrest without a warrant...

The Reverend Whirley?

My name's Friday.