Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good night, Streebek.

just the facts if you don't mind mam

You are a civilian and probably unaware the department's regs...

Or they can try to take it the easy way.

We're gonna put you where your kind always ends up: In a 7-by-7 cage...

You can bet the house on it.

in and for the County of Los Angeles.

It didn't surprise me that he was late...

Granny Mundy, may I escort you to Joe's car?

These animals have it pretty good.

Dozens of them.

we were issued a new Ford Escort subcompact...

Do you have any idea what time it is?

My hat's off to you, ma'am. Hope you stay that way.

Nice work, Joe.

Anyhow, how much do you figure a monthly run of your...

It builds character. It did in my case.

See if you can get a line on the man they work with.

Small surprise before the ceremony starts?

He had an extensive list of merit citations which was tainted...

but I had the pleasure of spending the evening in the company of Connie Swail.

We had to dive in to save the virgin being eaten by the giant snake.

I'm glad, Connie.

Friday, Streebek. Robbery. You have some Pagan cards?

I'll be enforcing the public health code.

Think of Christmas?

Exactly! That kind of behaviour...

I'll be hitting Route 30. Keep me posted.

a pristine virgin in a gown of white.

It's just you...

My publishing company is not a private platform for a bunch of yahoos.

Yes, sir. Ma'am.

By this time tomorrow, thanks to that poison gas...

After absorbing minutes of gratuitous verbal abuse...

and mixed those chemicals into a deadly gas before we got there.

Do yourself a favour, friend.

the only car the department would release to us at this point...

3,000 gallons of two deadly chemicals had been siphoned individually...

There it goes. Let's roll.

♪ It ain't funny I might want money ♪

- What is bothering you besides me? - I'm thinking about those Pagans.

Yes, sir. We'll roll as soon as we requisition a new...

where he still exhibits a blatant disregard for departmental procedure.

Oh, my God! Jonathan!

Oh, my goodness. I'm gonna be late for my stake-out.

Friday, these animals...

- Frank won't be coming in today. - 24-hour virus?

Friendships start with first names...

this is not working on little rexona

The Pagans were taking them. We tried to fit in.

You will monopolize all pornography.

It's only time before we tie you in to one of those Pagan jobs.

I know the young man was overzealous, but he springs from a great tradition.

He's thickheaded, insensitive and reactionary.

Commissioner...

I'll be leaving you in charge here, Emil.

As for Streebek and me, we're back on day watch at Robbery-Homicide...

Since I'll be doing it holding my nose, I'll be doing it with one hand.

where even a gross pornographer like Jerry Caesar...

You picked two of my favourites.

Arsonists posing as firemen had left a Pagan card...

- You can't just walk up to him... - Streebek.

The California penal code 314.1 covering obscene conduct in public.

I'm positive, Joe.

But that's probably all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr Gingivitis?

- 30 feet. - 20 feet.

Joe! You have a date?

But I knew that any detective the department had to offer me...

Why, both, of course.

in some hundred-year-old penitentiary with a wooden plank for a bed.

Police work is a matter of us against them, not Mother, may I?

Sometimes it hides a little snack for later.

i know you see looking at me when you already know I wanna die in hell you already know I wanna die in hell you already know

- Connie? - That's him.

Anything! Just name it.

Hey, Sylvia Wiss!

[Man] This is the city. Los Angeles, California.

Request Code 3. Officer in distress.

Vitamin D, calcium...

This is the city. Los Angeles, California

After witnessing the raging political turmoil on Streebek's puny TV...

Come on, Joe. Slow down!

That's a good idea.

But then I realized Joe would never spring for the price of a motel room.

We're late for our watch already, and raw tuna isn't my bag.

Those 3.6 million citizens who expected him to be on the job this morning...

No, ma'am. Los Angeles Police Department.

♪ Just the facts, ma'am Just the facts, ma'am ♪

[Friday] 6:30 p.m. After witnessing the gratuitous sex display...

on the precise behaviour and dress of today's average street gang member.

Cleaner streets, better schools, a good hockey team.

Chewing gum, Snickers bar, and my attorney, badge kisser!

creed and persuasion...

That's right, mister, you don't.

♪ Oh, say can you see ♪

there are those who have it and those who want it.

Look, there's the mayor.

Shake your booty

- Hey, Pep. - What's shaking?