Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Police, police police officer, ma'am ♪
You know, when I was a little girl...
which, when mixed properly, form a liquid fertilizer that burns...
Said he knew you'd understand.
I called you cops three hours ago.
you got balls as big as church bells.
Absolutely.
Actually, I've only been driving with Streebek a couple of days.
Yeah. Probably some rat-hole roadhouse...
We questioned the battered train engineer, Señor Tito Provencal...
who had dropped by to chat about more effective methods of law enforcement.
Los Angeles's habitat for wild animals sustained in dignified captivity.
What is this? Some sort of juvenile cop humour?
- Joe. - Captain.
Excuse me, miss. I never did catch your name.
The man who tried to kill me.
- He's not here right now. - This is Sergeant Friday, L.A.P.D.
Good! When you wake up...
at the same desk my late Uncle Joe occupied...
Sure, this city isn't perfect. We need a smut-free life for all our citizens.
LA
people against goodness and normalcy. P-A-G-A-N. Pagan!
…
We both know I'll be out on bail.
Advise for tomorrow
Look, Joe, don't worry. I'm still on active duty. I'm building a case.
- ♪ M-My name's Friday ♪ - ♪ Enforce the laws ♪
♪ And you better make 'em on the double ♪
in the charred ruins of a downtown warehouse.
Bogus cops!
I don't want to ruin a wonderful evening by bringing you in on a misdemeanour.
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
With this lion's mane...
[Friday] Monday, January 12, 8:43 a.m.
I don't know what to say, Mrs. Swail.
You have to be sure about this.
Oh, it's a knee-slapper, if you consider Penal Codes 484207 A597 and 217...
As enchanting as Robin was...
Thank goodness he trusts me.
♪ Me me me me me me ♪
You're late, Jerry.
This is gonna be a little different. Connie won't be sleeping in a box...
[Barking]
Forgotten about them?
Can you swim?
Und Emil Mutz
I'm afraid I'll have to take your badge and gun.
9:56 p.m.
no matter how they got it.
- Maybe one of them's Muzz. - We couldn't be that lucky.
will give us proper credit for returning his magazines.
I don't care. I'm absolutely humiliated.
When are you worried about my driving, Mr l-Like-Life-In-The-Fast-Lane?
- ♪ And the snow lay round about ♪ - ♪ Deep and crisp and even ♪
- But you wouldn't want to smell it. - Why is that?
We returned from Anaheim where we had dropped off the virgin Connie Swail.
Besides, this looks bad.
They'd seemed merely irritating, but were gaining notoriety...
his apartment building in the come as you are section of Venice Beach.
and Mr Caesar's sailing on his yacht.
Hi.
♪ Don't step outta line ♪
To Granny Mundy.
♪ Me me me me ♪
and tampering with public utilities.
An aperitif, perhaps?
Plus you two share that curious affection for hats.
Now there are new methods, new philosophies, new equipment.
And you're doubling up on them.
You're a disgrace to this department and that badge.
It’s for you… It’s your birthday
♪ D-D-D-D-Dragnet Dragnet ♪
Ms. Jane Kirkpatrick.
Captain Gannon had assigned me to investigate the Pagan robberies...
I could return our rent-a-wreck...
It's called a mistake. But I don't suppose you ever make any of those.
We’re just about to eat here!
Follow us, fellas. The party's just starting!
These accusations are preposterous!
Listen to me, Captain.
a pattern of serial crimes which had occurred throughout the city.
Here's my card.
Look out! Look out!