Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It’s for you. Your birthday

We're at the Law and Order Foundation dinner...

Let me show you where I found them.

The complainant was the landlady, Enid Borden.

I requested him to meet us as soon as possible at his office.

Didn't she say she threw some of his stuff in the trash?

I have never been elected to public office.

I'm sorry, Joe. He's not in any of these.

We'll leave it at that.

I took the liberty of pouring the Dom Perignon.

I'll have your badge for breakfast!

We're onto something here.

since we had properly obtained a search warrant...

And frankly, you don't belong behind the wheel of a car.

Narcotics has been waiting for months to bust this place. We can do it tonight.

I'm surrounded by Pagans. Call out S.W.A.T. They've got a small army here.

We've been ordered off the Pagans...

You have to admire their techniques in crowd control.

Hey, zipper-head!

Many aspects of the officer's routine have changed since Uncle Joe's time.

He pictured himself as some hipster, free-bird cop.

They're the worst thing for you. Filled with nitrates, toxins, poisons.

Try the decent, hardworking men and women of Los Angeles.

♪ J-J-J-J-Just the facts, ma'am ♪

- Yeah. - Let's eat.

White and clean as driven snow.

Good, Muzz. Give yourself a hard time.

Thanks for the public service announcement.

There's Jerry over there.

kidnapping, arson, obstruction of justice...

Would you testify to that under oath in a court of law?

Babu bhaiya bahut paisa h mere pass Babu bhaiya bahut paisa h mere pass

So pipe down and let me enjoy my lunch in peace.

You don't like my music, you don't want to talk, so I'm watching my TV.

which is the only endearing thing about you, so talk to us.

Gosh! I'm terribly sorry!

Hey, phone number. Think it means something?

Some guys do, too, Connie.

all the way down the mountain.

stupid-looking piece of sewage breath stole my wedding dress?

When I look in their eyes, I get a different message.

Your Honour, pleased you could make it.

founder of MAMA, the Moral Advance Movement of America.

with pornography, filth, crime...

Happy birthday you

Have you seen this guy? What a mental fur ball.

balls big as church bells

♪ You better be clean [Lyrics Indistinct] ♪

Watch for the police. I'll untie her.

So there's nothing you can do about it, you slimy little jizz bucket.

Thursday, January 8, 5:45 a.m.

Hang on and keep your head down.

- Help! - Hang in there. I'm coming.

Put a clamp on it!

At this point, Captain Gannon became quite upset.

our apology was reluctantly accepted...

Streebek, introduce yourself to my grandmother, quickly.

we believe this incident, because of its magnitude, is worthy of her attention.

It's not always its final feeding.

Try the lottery.

Do you know the things that can fall into an industrial sausage press...

That guy's probably 200 miles from here by now.

It specifies clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers...

and responded to the call at Southern California's largest railhead...

Read him his rights, Pep.

How come his is so much bigger than yours?

The day he was born, his mother had him home by 9:00.

But I am somehow managing to keep this in its proper perspective.

"Merica.......meet........... the virgin BRETT KAVANAUGH

You say. The intelligent subscriber regards it...

with one of my sisters in the Los Angeles Police Department.

Pagan or reverend, devil or angel?

He had been planning to attend a meeting that night at the Pagan clubhouse...

You're still a virgin?

Try Silent Night.

[Streebek Hollering]

just because I refused to publish their stupid manifesto.

♪ This is the city of crime ♪

Yes, sir. My name's Friday. This is Detective Streebek.

From Orange County, here we go!

Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts, ma'am.

This is such a happy restaurant.