Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have absolutely mastered this game.
While we had huge turnout from our faithful supporters...
I'm telling you.
Yeah, he curled up. Look at that. He's fetal.
(laughs)
- All right. - All right.
Why you readin', bitch?
- I'm Jordan Peele. - And this is Key and Peele.
- I don't understand [bleep]! - Whoa!
- Oh... - Found it.
Where's that song?
Oh, you're eating the sandwich! You're eating the sandwich.
- Thank you... - Welcome to the show.
♪ Yeah, we're gonna keep it going ♪
Oh.
- There's no way... - It's impossible.
Thanks so much for opening up to me...
(cheers and applause)
(sighs)
Yes. Dude.
The enemy is at the edge of the village.
- I don't... - That's his foot, isn't it?
♪ Two, three, four, five, six, seven days ♪
♪ Friday night, 9:00 p.m. ♪
♪ Lubbock, Durham, Salem, Dayton ♪
There's an explanation for what went down!
Let's... hey, let's get this party started.
Commander! Don't go! They'll torture you!
Sure. Oh.
Okay, bec... bec... okay.
I need to take you home and beat on you 'cause I hate myself.
You sorry-ass piece of sh... (gun clicks)
Good-bye, commander.
What're you gonna do with that j...
Not in the knee!
so when I see somebody reading for fun,
♪ Pittsburgh, Newark, Plano, Lincoln ♪
♪ Houston, Philly, San Diego ♪
Oh, well, you had insulted me earlier.