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Help you get over Sh... her.
Fine!
It will! (laughter)
Shoot me in the head, you imbecile!
And check out this awesome new game you have!
Wait, wait, wait,
in a trash bag in the back of my car,
Hey, maybe leave the sensors so one of us can play.
I'm beggin' you, dog, please. Oh, [bleep]! No! No, okay!
Now, come on, man! Don't do it, don't do it!
(sobbing)
Boiling hot water.
What do you want me to do, Megan? Damn!
That's my anger translator, Luther.
No!
♪ ♪
You left your jacket, Megan!
What are you going to do with...
against deeper, more terrifying problems buried inside of me!
And then you go, "Oh, man, Ryan Gosling is sad."
Oh, not a juice box?
Africa's very interesting to us.
- Awesome. - Awesome.
♪ Then we'll just keep partying all day long ♪
I did not find the bullets.
- Shut up, queer! - I don't understand.
- What? - But better.
- Mm. It's just... - They're drunk.
I'm over it!
Good! Fine! Fine! Then I'm going! I'm leaving right now!
I'm gonna throw this jacket in the water.
It's like, because I hate myself so much,
- Can't party full time. - You can't do that.
I mean, you know how much money they tried to spend
God bless America.
Oh, nice. That's really nice.