Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's undoing his buckle.
Whew.
Oh, [bleep]! Oh, goddamn!
(soul music)
♪ Lubbock, Durham, Salem, Dayton ♪
Well, thank God.
♪ Cities, cities, cities, cities ♪
And [bleep] you if you tried to [bleep] me!
You know you are in trouble
White people who voted for me,
Jengo, please hurry! I am in agony!
Why would I do that?
(boat whistle blows, bell rings)
- Megan! - No!
I'm reading at a third-grade level.
Okay.
♪ Cell phone rings, iPad, Facebook, party time ♪
- I'm done! - Fine! I'm over it!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Because there's no need to have anything crazy in a paper bag.
I th... I thought you would be dead.
Oh... oh, man.
No, I'm, uh, I-I-I told you,
Aah!
(cheers and applause) Yeah.
Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Ohh! - If you're gonna do it...
I have your j... I have your jacket.
How do you drive an Audi, Sophia?
But I am afraid that is a luxury I cannot afford.
(dramatic music)
Seriously, you've gotta come back in the bar right now.
Look at this. His pants are coming off.