Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.

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No. Let's try in there.

Yeah I want it!

because you are spiraling out of control here.

Tundra buddies for life?

You look like a Kardashian.

You wanna call me a whore?

"John Bennett."

Here. Look, it says, "Did you mean black cocksr"

A hundred and fifty years ago

Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know.

Oh. Johnny, you kidding me, man? You were the first person I wanted to go to.

He really is extraordinary, isn't he?

and I bet you can't even spot him.

Okay? And... And I don't want us

(ll\ll)l5Tll\lCT) Yeah. What?

And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero!

Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough,

You don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky.

What, you mean since you ripped me in half?

having a doll up here on the stand

Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions?

Sam, that means the world coming from someone who went to Arizona State.

a non-entity with no rights under the law.

You want Flash Gordon to father your child?

Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth!

We got to smash your laptop with a hammer.

Uh, Donny, sir.

One for every child in the world.

I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs

Oh, absolutely, me, too. That's fine.

I know it's not making you rich.

When they finally move the mini so I can weld

Johnny, Johnny, it's me. You got to help me.

that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex.

is making a contribution to society.

Ted, the bear, who some of you may remember

(CLEARS THROAT)

We deserve respect!

Great! I’m calling in Bessie now, I’m callin’ in Bessie!

Ted? Where is he'?

My pop culture references are Hamlet, Achilles and Dorian Gray.

Oh, my God, Teddy!

Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one.

And what is that stuffing made of?

你这狗娘养的！这是绑架！

and a capacity for empathy.

John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the fuck-me eyes.

Do you understand?

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

TED: No, no, that's not gonna work.

Teddy, it's your turn to change him.

What is taking them so long?

The list goes on and on, really.

Johnny, it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card.

Hey, guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

Twenty minutes behind the wheel.

What's going on?

(LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.

What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights.

Contact Bob Jennings at Javits...

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)

that I'm not as good as other people,

If you'd like, you can go in

And there is our first impression.

Piss off! I don't wanna get any jizz on me!

Oh, hey, Doc, is this where you guys store all the, uh, stuff?

Hey, be careful with that, huh.

The games that you play with me

Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me!

Who's that buttnut over there'?

I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail

Ted,dude, I'm so sorry, man. This completely sucks.

I need clothes for work. All right, Teddy?

I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

Let me see that.

Jesus,Johnny, she totally wants to sleep with you.

You mean ol' moon

There's so much porn!

Ted, it's insane. We could get in a lot of trouble.

BrUD: Oh, shit! Fuck!

Hasbro will be unveiling a brand-new line

And if that is not big enough news,

Johnny, that's a great idea!

Well, if you change your mind, here's the address.

What a smart little guy!

What's the matter?

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

I'd like to take your case, Ted.

if you two want to be together, nothing would make me happier.

CHikN: Oh! Oh, fuck!

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

I'm so sorry, sir. I forgot. I'll get it right away.

So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no troubler

with all of our exciting new toys.

Ah, she won't notice.

an ability to understand complex emotions

Hey, how you doing?

Yeah, sure, sounds great.

it's a little awkward.

Never felt quite so sunny

Yeah, exactly! Exactly!

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go!

Ms. McCafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child.

Jesus Christ, that's the Starship Enterprise... Forget it.

You're very lucky.

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I am Samantha Jackson.

Look, Donny, I can never love you.

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No, I'm scared. All right.

Get out of the way!

a whole hallway with our conversation.

What do you think I got to do in there?

Yeah! How'd you... What?

How dare you call me ninja turtle

Some women just have fuck-me eyes.

I wanna have a baby.

We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue

but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn.

Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too.

When u need money

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What do you mean? I was just messing around.

Fuckin' A right, I do!

Yeah, we got to be well rested for tomorrow.

Ir jei tai nėra pakankamai didelė naujiena,

And it seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life,

Um, one of the janitors would like to see you.

So what do you say to that?

This is a very complicated case you have here.

and in the naive minds of sheltered innocents.

I'm scared, Teddy!

I hope it's true

IAm goNnA comE up there and l'M gOnnA kick yourfuCKinG aSS, tUnneRZ!