Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Do I have fuck-me eyes?

Well done, man. High five. (LAUGHING)

doing out in the middle of a...

Come on. We got to get out of here before the cops show up.

Oh, my God! I'm gonna fall off the building.

the fucking government for your civil rights!

Are you guys just saying Monopoly stuff?

He's still alive! - He's not dead!

You must be Ted.

I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking assl

I think you'd make an awesome mom.

Ted, do you believe you have a soul?

Does it mean we can't have a baby?

You know, Rocky!

Hell yeah! You know what we do?

Okay, seriously, sir, uh, I just need alocafion.

It judges by emotion.

Uh, yeah, look...

(JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court

Is this offer For anyone to take??

And saving it up for you know who

(SCOFFS) (CELLPHONE RINGING)

i'm not into it

He's a sucker for media.

And live from New York, it's Saturday Night! (APPLAUSE)

What do you mean? We'll just delete the files!

The face of the business? So get the fuck off my case!

JOHN: Yes, let's go to court!

Get your ass up here and kick my assl

Is it all right if I come in?

I didn't think you had any left.

Forget it. Now, look, you haven't

Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?

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Wait, what do you mean, "Go ahead"? You got to do it.

Because Teddy ain't got no dick.

Arizona State. Hey, how many times you been fucked on a houseboat?

across the world, fucking Thomas Jefferson.

What the fuck did you just call me, fucker?

"Hasbro" pristatys visiškai naują liniją

where does that lead us?

I never get to fucking say anything!

This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.

Hey, Sam, why do you have a duffel bag that says "Arizona State"?

When your feeling Horny

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair! U n h Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair

to the homos, and I say it's wrong!

Fish In My Hair!

I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes!

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair! Gill Sharkbait... telI your dad I said hi. - U n h! - Eww! Go get 'em! huh- He did it! - Yay! Haa- I'm so happy! - ls he gonna be OK, Gill? Don't worry. AlI drains lead to the ocean. Fishy!

No, make sure you have all the updated

I've only had it once in my life

Yeah, Sam, you really need to be educated.

She was at a Veterans Day parade,

Think about what happened at Fenway.

or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)

but I think what we're probably gonna do is

I mean, everything seemed like it was gonna be so perfect.

Ever heard of any of them?

You go kick some ass because I am not taking off this wedding ring.

Well, we'll have to talk about that.

There are literally thousands of files here!

Get away from him, you bastard!

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You could just, uh, write that to John and Ted. Put number 12.

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

Right here, buddy.

No, Johnny, he'll be on our side.

LAUGH AT THE MONKEYS GUYS BET AHHAHAHAHAHH

Child World toy store.

Till I'm all alone beneath the sun

Come on, put your legs into it.

and it's happening again today.

You need two of them. You got to scoop one into the other.

Run the fuck back to Russia, you whore!

What are you talking about?

Aah The Radiator Springs traffic court will come to order!

That is why we've been working so hard. That's Shep Wild.

You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna call Patrick Meighan.

of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend,

beryl get off your ball you beryl ball! yes beryl get off your ball!

(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINING)

Sam could've won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing!

Fine, I got it. Done.

Yeah, great. Okay. Thank you so much!

to fight like we've been doing the past few months.

Jesus, you're a waitress, you're not building rockets. Figure it out!

I agree. (BOTH CHUCKLE)

Holy Shit! You?

(GASPS) Oh, my God!

What's your excuse?

Hey, shut up, lady!

Is there any statement that you'd like to make

And found me love I thought was here to stay

"Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked."

and I'm gonna see if I can find a soda can or something

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We got to make sure we're making the right decision.

Oh! And we got something for him, too. John, show him.

I feel terrible.

and I've hired her on as a junior associate here at the firm.

He's not an animal.

Nonetheless, I wish you all the best in your efforts.

Look at her. She wants it bad!

Man, it's a goddamn party here today.

and make me come down there, tough guy?

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That's so dumb.

Kas yra Supermenas? Ką?

Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.

But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit!

Ted, where are you? Dude, we've been looking everywhere for you.

(SOBS) I don't understand, okay? None of this makes any sense.

You better be planning on buying that!

I don't know, Teddy. Somethings got to change, you knowr

Okay, what is it?

Yes. You know what, we get out there and we stick it to them good.

And not because some of you might laugh

I just want a Ted for my very own.

I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or somethingr

That barn just came out of nowhere.

Even when you weren't.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

When I meet a "fitness model"