Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State.

Yeah,yeah. Back hallway, past the photo booth.

Your neighbors called,

Ted Clubber Lang

This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh?

I'm sorry. I, uh...

You could've been an inspiration to the world.

because you said that you could help us.

Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook.

Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.

because I've been informed that you're technically...

I got Kramer vs. Kramer, Alien vs. Predator, and Freddy vs. Jason.

Jo, no, cokoliv. Ted Clubber Lang. Zvykněte si na to.

Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole?

Okay, I'll be back.

Hey, shut up, ladyl

Johnny, now you listen to me. This is a wake-up call, all right?

The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest

ZoOBL E: What the fuck?

TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay.

Raphael Angry Lotso Defeat

Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears...

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I have some big plans for you, Ted.

(BREATHES SHAKILY)

"has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship."

I mean, fucking Steven Tyler?

You're telling me you don't want this?

You mean ol' moon

who's been pushing me to get back on the horse.

Bullshit! You better ask my ancestors.

That’s the Davante difference

Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor.

(SIGHS) I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here'?

This is so exciting!

I've been kicked around a lot this week. I just...

There’s so much Peely

Have you seen this?

by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

My niece recently passed her bar exam

What the fuck, Brud?!

I won't forget what you've done for me here today.

y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.

(SIGHS) Hi, Donny.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey! Come on. That's Star Trek!

I don't care what any fucking piece of paper says. You're my wife.

Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here?

And you can't appeal an emotional conviction.

He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry.

I swear to God, not messing with you.

Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?

Teddy, I'm scared.

I put my cell number on there, too.

No one's going to kick up a legal fuss over property.

Are you sure you can get him?

I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(SINGING) What did you think

I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'l (Cl-lUCl<E5)

Yeah, but it's got to be a human hand.

Hey, it must be weird for you guys,

Oh, shit! Oh, God!

It's been six months since you guys got divorced.

Tuff in the streets

Yeah, that's two different franchises.

Jesus! What the fuck?

proving two things.

In every civil rights conflict,

Happy endings can come true for anyone.

TED TOY VOICE: I love you!

Wait. Is he the one who got that female midget into the Marines?

He treated me good!

Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase?

Uh-huh. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there.

Hey, listen, I got an idea.

I get migraines.

Assisting in the betterment of your race.

There's another issue,

She was looking at black cocks

If they choose to investigate the issue,

No, that's not necessary.

She said it's an emergency.

I love you so much!

A-ha! What it is, man! Dynomite.

$ZSO? Dude, that's ridiculous!

You got to get back in the game, man!

That's somebody's fucking daughter

Now, wait. You look familiar. Are you that teddy bear who came alive?

I thought that was you. What's happening, man?

Shut the fuck up!

Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict?

Is that correct?

Insomnia when he asks someone To follow Follow him

What do you think that was about?

$ZSO and we didn't learn a goddamn thing.

Is that for real? Did they actually tell you that?

TED: Bill Cosby.

Uh-huh. Look at that.

Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry.

Holy shit! Hey, Ted!

Oh, this office is fucking awesome.

This is exactly what you've been doing

this is my buddy, John. Hi.

I'm blinking it in!

Oh! It smells like someb0dy's got a poopy diaper.

Tami-Lynn McCafferty,

Objection. Your Honor?

Somebody call 911!

We're gonna be closing in a few,

Wait. How was the doctor in on it?

That’s the Davante difference

I'm quite sure.

No, it's okay. It's not loaded.

Just a regular old teddy bear.

just as the Emancipation Proclamation

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Holy shit! Perfect spiral!

We're gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get the car out.

Mr. Meighan, we've come a long way to meet you

They should've sent a poet.

I know. My uncle gave me all the details.

6et the fuck 0ut 0f l-.ei*e!

What's the matter? Oh, my God. Déjà vu.

Go get 'em! Huh!

The guy dressed like the Ninja Turtle!

It really isn't.

You remember? You cut me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead!

Ted! Ted, hello?

Oh, really? Um, can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?

Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk!

No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case.

So that's it. I'm property.

It's important to look good at work.

Oh, no Not the trash can!

Ted exhibits all of the remaining qualities of personhood.

Wake up, Johnny.

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad!Smack her in the head! Fish in my hair! U n h Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair

That means he becomes property.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOM NOM NOM

All right, let's go.

ANGRY RAPHAEL FUCK YOU SHUT UP LOTSO

What's a dentist? Boots, get in there!

to marry the wrong girl.

Oh, my God. She's fucking begging for it!

It's amazing what we can do here.

No. This is nice.

TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up

Just listen to me. You, too, Sam.

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