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Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okayr

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

but this bear is alive.

Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way.

So what do you say? We all good?

I certainly do.

You mean ol' moon

That's great! That's fucking great!

Have you guys at least tried marriage therapy?

Hey, Sam, how's your boring salad?

Would you please press your chest?

Yeah, but I bet this stuff happens a lot.

Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okay?

But you know what? Who gives a shit? Right?

Ask me when will the day be

Who cares? Johnny lets me drive

for purchasing marijuana in 2003?

What if I gave you a hand job outside

Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip.

No further questions.

You made me think you were retarded!

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h Aaah get it out smack her in the head go Gill go fish in my hair

When mom asks me to shoot a horse My turn assholes

Uh, excuse me. Where's your non-jerk-off bathroom?

I fucking love this place.

You could change your relationship status from "single"

There you go! Nice job!

See, most people flip the cakes.

Well, you know, Rick and I, we just come here as a gag.

Ah! Ah! Shit, shit, shit!

He's not cheap,

I know. Come on, it's okay, though.

TED: Robin Williams on 9/11.

Maybe we should find someplace else. (PLAYS GUITAR)

God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die.

I need Shep Wild.

Well, then, what's the "F" stand for?

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And I know who my friends are.

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I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here

Nobody's in there to look at your ass!

Oh, shit, yeah. Hold on.

Yes! Oh, I love you!

that he was willing to give his life for yours,

TED: We really appreciate your time,

Did you see which way they went?

You know, it really is a very special, very unique thing to be human.

Really? You'd... You'd do that for me?

All right, I'll help you. But we got to have a game plan.

As far as I'm concerned,

Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.

What did you fucking say?

You know why? Because he's a person.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers

Where the hell's my coffee? I've been waiting for 10 minutes.

What the hell do we do now?

Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games.

Ted, can I see you for a moment?

"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account

(SCOFFS) Now, come on!

You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping!

What the hell is going on? Is he gonna be okay?

I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know?

When the gym machine is available

He was stable a minute ago and now he's unresponsive.

I have $40, here.

Crazy son of a bitch!

and sneak out with the sperm. It'll be easy!

We got to get to Comic Con. Come on!

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So, how did you get into this line of work? Do you just love cum?

Oh. Uh, no, thanks, Sam. Tami-Lynn would kill me

Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this.

Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out.

I have a boyfriend.

People are trying to sleepl

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and lock up minorities for no good legal reason.

No, I'm just saying. You look like you're hitting it off, you know?

Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! U n h! Aaah! Get it out! Smack her in the head! Go, Gill, go! Fish in my hair!

Very big plans.

but we all know it's an object made of copper and steel.

What made you change your mind?

Yeah, I want it! You know I want it, but I'm nervous.

No, don't start this shit, all rightr

No! (CAMERA CLICKS)

Well, when I saw what John did for you,

it gave me a kick in the ass.

a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend,

And, um, I'm wondering, what do you think

sued to prove that he was a person and not a piece of property.

Uh, okay, why are we doing this back here?

Yeah, I mean, do you think...

You’re covered in rejected black guy spit

and vetted your personal histories,

Look at them. They're so happy.

Yeah, can I help you?

Nah, it's okay. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

Okay. I'm gonna ask you a few test questions. Are you ready?

There's no need for hostility, Mr. Bennett.

Would that be weird? Would he be freaked out if I...

I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes.

We don't wanna go to jail.

Oh, we're betting on you.

Fuck, that's a big one.

I rest. We could totally be lawyers.

See, I'll Google "Grand Canyon."

Oh, newsflash! Malta whore has seen French doodle.

Hasbro would double its profits overnight.

Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitchl

( car alarm wailing. )

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It's our bad luck they put him on the trial.

And, uh, I won't be followedr

and then we're gonna make millions of Teds.

You're just buying weed, you're just buying drugs.

Because that's where I went to school.

The court wishes to thank the jury for its service.

What the fuck is going on?

I would prefer that you do.

(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans,

Look at this, look at this. $129 at Filene's Basement.

And unfortunately, the public doesn’t judge by reason.

I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.

They're good people.

Hey, hey! Big day, huh, bud?

(HORN HONKS) (SCREAMS)