Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, I'm aware of the story.

I'm not into it.

That's just like me. That's exactly what I'm going through.

"How Long Has That Van Been There?"

Yes, we have, Your Honor. (CLEARS THROAT)

You know what? If anyone can get this verdict overturned, it's him.

Aš tik juokauju. Aš su tavimi velniop. Nagi!

In those images,

I've been following him around since yesterday.

(SIREN BLARING) (TIRES SCREECH)

The rocket ship just hit him!

And think how awesome the baby will be.

You sick bastard look at this Molly stomach growl

Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy?

So what do you say? Can you get me my life back?

Oh. No way! (CHUCKLES)

You're going to learn to say your name.

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Oh, no. Poor little guy.

Yes, I told you, I'm clean, all right? Your baby's gonna be fine.

HEY JOHNNY, YOU’RE COVERED IN REJECTED BLACK-GUY SPERM. YOU LOOK LIKE LEBRON’S WIFE.

Hey, you shut the fuck upl

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

Fuckin' A right, I do!

O, naujienos! Bostono kekšė matė itališką varpą.

Yeah. You were wrong.

Yeah, besides, that was five years ago. She's clean.

It's everybody else's fault, Mary Decker!

and see if I can stop by tonight.

I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'l (Cl-lUCl<E5))

a lube or something? A magazine?

Well, everybody says you're the best in town.

We got two hours of driving left and I'm kind of beat.

He's gonna love it. Go, go, go!

Please follow the instruction, Mr. Clubber Lang.

the War on Drugs and all that shit?

The precedent it sets would affect the public directly.

and my sperm count's a little low.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. Could you repeat that, please?

(LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)

You are literally pop culture illiterate.

Honestly, I don't know.

you were an employee at Hasbro from 1976 to 1998. Is that correct?

but she was always just trying to change me

Oh, newsflash! Malta whore has seen French penis.

(IN KID'S VOICE) I'm sorry!

(SINGING) I'm steppin' out with my honey

Oh, what am I acting like, Tami?

Oh no! Quick To The Mauna Kea

Let's make a baby! Let's make a baby!

And you're not a cheater. I mean, I think your balls are perfect.

years after the fact.

I'm so happy! is he gonna be OK, Gill?

FEMALE REPORTER: Ted!

Yeah, I've had to do some things I'm not proud of.

What are you doing to that bear?

Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle-cell samples-

You're on the stand, the DA says,

Okay, I heard "Starbucks." TED: No, you didn't.

(SOFT LAUGHTER)

Will you just listen to me for one second?

Please, the War on Drugs is a joke.

What, you went to Arizona State?

I don't know. But it's gonna be okay.

How come you don't have a guy?

Insomnia when he asks someone To follow him

It reminds me of the strain I smoked

Are you still shaking off that hangover from the bachelor party?

What are you doing here? Who are you?

When you're a person, that's a felony.

Hey, Johnny! You did it!

When the new battle pass comes out

Aah! Hold Still!

No, no, honey, honey, they're classy, they're not like us.

Why? So you can give me shit about my clothes?

It seems like every time you go online,

And I tried, you know?

Oh. Can we have that one?

I'm afraid I have bad news.

That's a hard sell, even for me.

I'll see you in heaven, Ted.

Uh, about a mile-and-a-half.

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Tami-Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use

Do you, Tami-Lynn McCafferty,

if we were even caught.

The state official I spoke to

Pull yourself together, for God's sakes.

I can make this company a billion dollars.

I'll drive. You can take a nap.

Why? Nobody here likes you!

That was fucking classic!

Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit?

Aah! Get It Out!

Johnny, wake up.

So what do ya say?

They said I'm property.

teacher teach school school

It's right there for anyone to see.

And that's all that's important.

Johnny, please, just help me do this. Okay?

and she's probably still fucking billing us!

It's around back. All right. Yeah.

I think you're bleeding us dry, is what I think you're doing.

Look, I wasted six years of my life

This is quite a victory for you.

Clockwise rim job. Counterclockwise rim job!

Oh, my God! It's in my eyes!

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Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am.

Fine! Fine! Go torture that asshole!

Oh, Johnny, come on, man.