Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, according to my source, there's an ongoing investigation

Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.

those guns were coming direct out of Italy.

That's real money, motherfucker! Fuck!

Storage for the Albanian army.

My only issue was, what would I tell Iz?

Our entire business was riding on the word of an 11-year-old translator.

I had to lie. Iz hated the war.

Most of this shit hadn't seen daylight

David, we need to talk.

Look at all this cash, bro. What would you call him?

- Pick... Pick up the fucking phone. - This is David.

this was the chance of a lifetime.

then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.

I'm about to get out of here with my girl.

So we're just combining forces right now.

Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin 1894

and that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.

Fuck your contract!

and I was stuck in Albania trying to piece together new suppliers

At what point do you just admit you're a liar?

I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?

Let me remind you that we have a contract.

Yeah, but it would still be Chinese ammo.

I'd been working with Efraim for two months

He out. You looking for weed?

Whatever. People end up on that list for bringing scissors onto an airplane!

America has an embargo against China.

What are they even doing in Jordan?

I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.

- What kind of problem? - It's Chinese.

and he would become that person.

of Soviet Bloc non-standard weapons and ammo.

Hey, why are you slowing down, man?

you're aware of the legislation the Italians passed last week.

I'm sorry, David.

He's a fucking animal.

Efraim never paid the box guy.

Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.

And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.

Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.

It was pathetic.

works at the Albanian defense ministry?

Before I left Albania, I took everything.

We bought matching Porsches.

- One of my favorites. - Same here.

Can we just get right to that part?

where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct?

I have to ask myself,

going back three years

How old are these?

Yes, sir. Sorry, I wasn't expecting a work call this late.

and a lot of my clients are elderly.

Fucking A right we did.

It reminds me so much of this story I once read.

I'm not workloaded I'm OVERLOADED

Yeah, of course.

He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.

It took us three separate flights

No, hey, five more minutes, please? Please?

You said you never left the hotel room in Jordan.

Uh-huh. No, no, no. I said I need two trucks.

Yeah. Fuck us all.

Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?

And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers

Actually, you know what? On second thought,

I think it's a great idea.

We have a serious fucking problem.

Right away, sir.

Run, motherfucker! Jump in!

So, where do you go to arm an entire country?

I like fancy shit, that's my thing.

Okay. Aren't you going to ask me why I called the plumber?

This was next level shit.

We will. But we are very interested.

Now, tell him the other best part.

I have a Class 3 Firearms license.

Okay, so what do we tell the Italians?

Now's not a good time.

We thought we ran South Beach.

When they hung Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity

Berettas are an Italian gun.

and you quit after building me half a house,

AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds

and got the fuck out of Baghdad.

Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.

I'm a few minutes early.

We didn't have real books.

Now I only sell to one gun nut.

That's right. That's the AEY guarantee, bitch.

What are you going to do?

The war is happening.

Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.

Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?

Yeah. He turned me on to this company in Cyprus.

I'm dead serious.

Holy shit. Seventy grand?

Why is it every time I catch you in a lie

So we took matters into our own hands.

So you stuffed me in the trunk of a car and shoved a gun in my face by mistake?

What the fuck is it with this country?

Yeah, this is contract specialist

Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital.

before they covered international diplomacy.

But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off

Our driver Bashkim introduced us to his friend

for light cardboard boxes.

That's a good idea.