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I'm curious, how many millions?
What a bunch of assholes.
You see, the Beretta deal put us on the map.
Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro.
Cool.
Dude, he would have killed me if you didn't jump in.
Yeah.
Great. With which part?
I'm on a watch list.
Okay, deal.
If you see something interesting,
Uh, actually, IBM stands for International Business Machines.
It's Efraim and David.
Pa.
They are literally dismantling it and turning it into scrap.
Get the fuck out of here.
- Of course you can trust me. - Really?
My plan was to sell quality bed sheets wholesale
Too many crates. We need to streamline.
I thought you meant pillows!
Whoo!
That's my best friend, David.
I see $17,500.
it would be like wrapping a lizard in cashmere.
And then, in the middle of the night
Yeah, we know. That's why we're here.
I showed him the list and he can help.
while I got you here on the phone?
It's fucking crazy.
Bro I'm the fattest and most retarded
And does that include mags?
I thought that you said you sold,
and then put those in double-walled,
What?
Uh...
I'm in Albania, at the hotel.
We might actually win this thing.
Yeah, the one with the Mk3s?
Give us a smile, gorgeous.
Yeah. Actually, I'm a certified massage therapist
Yeah, everyone was totally bummed out.
That was the sickest. He was unbeatable.
Wait, what? We never have ice cream.
Yeah, I told her about the sheet thing.
Look, I can't support a kid by giving massages.
I will get you your guns.
Yeah. Efraim has some contacts with the government.
100,000 U.S. dollars?
You expect us to drive them to Cambridge?
Yeah?
But you're my boy.
Yeah.
It's genius.
Fuck.
He says your permit has expired
and hundreds of permits.
Wow.
David, it's 1:00 a.m. here.
She's very worried. It is not like him.
We're gonna grab lunch.
Yeah, I know. I know.
Illinois for our big meeting
Everybody's fighting over the same pie.
It's not funny.
Get the fuck out of here.
Great. Yes, sir.
Bro, you want to hear something totally fucked up?
We're partners, remember?
David, it can be done.
even if we could land the Afghan deal,
Whoa!
Henry, what the fuck!
I'm listening.
Fuck! What the fuck, bro.
You're right. Henry's our partner.
What did you mean by that, exactly?
When my husband asks why I need that
We waited five months.
Did you happen to catch last Friday's T orah portion?
Well, his cousin, Rebecca, is an old friend of mine.
for the last three days, making other arrangements.
Forging relationships
and we seem to have misplaced your paperwork.
Full disclosure?
David.
Yeah, you just got the one here right now.
What is that?
That country is one giant arsenal.
You're such a piece of shit.
Shit.
Okay.
Yeah, but do you remember the next day, when we walked into school
Mitch: Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
She said her husband didn't come home last night.
How Notre Dame feels about playoffs
to submit our bid before the government's deadline.
I told Iz we were doing conference calls with sheet suppliers in Pakistan.
And that was Efraim's genius.
Efraim, stop.
You're fucking with me, aren't you?
I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000
Yes, sir.
I'm so fucked.
That's great, right?
- He speaks Albanian. - I'm done.
what would a bad man do?
Bottom feeders who make money off of war
Drown, motherfucker, drown!
We trade out all the big, heavy wooden crates
All of it.
See what I'm talking about? Iraq is dope.
in AEY by $10 million.
God, I really fucked this up, didn't I?
Yes.
Bro, what are you doing back? What happened to your face?
We bought two apartments in the same building.
with my best friend from junior high.
Ledgers, bank statements, phony purchase orders,
Hey, Marlboro?
Captain, please do not do that.
He's asked me to mediate.
All we have to do is ship the guns
They busted Ralph at one of his shops in the middle of a work day.
Think about it. We'll also save a fortune on shipping.