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I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
Great. So if you can go ahead and just re-email me those numbers.
- What? Why? - I don't fucking know, David.
Whoa. What the fuck? Hey.
Yeah.
That was Aladdin. They're in the lobby.
Oh, my God.
Guns, bullets, body armor.
Really? Why is he calling me?
Which is exactly what we did.
Fight with our families,
It's called circumvention.
Iz, I'm sorry.
I like your shades.
Albania is a lot of things.
So I said, You know what would be interesting to me, Bashkim?
I'm sorry, bro.
As God as my witness,
All right.
Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
We didn't take shit from anyone.
Just admit it.
That is absolutely a fact.
I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
Like a terrorist watch list?
We really are.
You can get one on the black market for $300.
Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
- Got you. - Let me see it.
Careful, Efraim.
Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
Swayman finally getting signed
Sleep. I got her.
David, we're gunrunners.
I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
Yes, I heard you.
And I think it's pretty fair.
So I hid some money under the sink.
Yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna feed my kid by jerking men off.
But I didn't know that yet.
That meant fewer flights using lighter planes burning less fuel.
My nephew.
Remember a few weeks ago, in the car on the way home from my mom's house?
She had two cousins serving in Iraq.
That's great news, Captain Santos.
And that's what war is really about.
You know your mom wouldn't give me your number?
- What do you think? - Um...
Welcome.
You cheap fuck!
The big deal is you hid it from me!
It was hard not to laugh.
Hey, Ella. Hi.
Okay, well, thank you for your time.
Let me get this straight.
Yeah, it doesn't always feel like that.
we'd be back in the office, working the phones.
45,000 SKO aviation rockets.
David, look at me.
and you're freaking out that I might say something.
Options? What kind of options?
Yeah. Check this out.
He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
Because he's a fucking animal.
Do you know what those are?
For once, the American taxpayer
who owned a boxing and storage company out of Tirana.
Let me guess. You didn't want to freak me out?
Mmm-hmm.
Shit.
how many days left till my album is here
Would you do that?
I've thought it through.
I guess so.
I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
Motherfucker!
What do you know about war?
Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
What?
We're talking exclusive access to a stockpile
Okay.
And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
I'm still confused, man.
Jordan...
Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
Holy fuck, bro.
body armor, and an M16.
Whoa, really?
- It feels really soft. - It should.
They called guys like us war dogs.
THAT GUILD WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND.
Yeah, look, I don't know what to tell you.
Sorry.
You haven't been paid anything?
Trust me, you don't want to be here.
What's the problem?
Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
- They buy tanks on here? - Bro, they buy everything on here.
- Sorry, kind of an emergency. - Excuse me. Sorry.
I thought he was still in LA.
We said we'd tell each other everything.
Yeah. Look, I got a cargo plane sitting at the airport.
Well, he does.
Which is why we must be grateful
What? No, we said we needed a permit to fly them to Iraq.
Listen.
Nice to meet you, Enver.
Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
because The New York Times called,
Man, fuck the American taxpayer.
REplace aey with spk
Fuck!