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Yeah, he did that windmill thing with his arms.
Yeah, and we made $8 million doing it, asshole.
That's going to win this deal for us.
Really? Because I kept everything, you dumb fuck!
we'd buy seized weapons at police auctions and resell them on the Internet.
You told me you guys were selling bed sheets.
What if we repack them all?
I came here prepared to pay $200,,000
You're at Liv, trying to get laid?
All that bullshit about him wanting to mediate a truce between Efraim and I...
Rosen is her friend now? That Jew fuck?
to all the Robbie Friedmans of the world.
So, you guys want to know the sex?
Uh, I finished about 1 K of it.
Come on.
or some shit about the other guy hating our freedom.
Who, this?
test test2
Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
Holy shit. We won the Afghan deal.
It's run by this guy, Henry Girard.
I've been looking to bring somebody on for a while now.
- Outstanding. - Thanks, Captain. Talk soon.
Now I’m not even going to pay for breakfast.
you think I owe you half the money?
Dude, I am so fucked.
- Yeah, who's this? - Hi, David.
Bro, I'm the fattest And most retarded
We told Ralph we only made $3 million on that one.
- Jesus. - Put down.
I found this deal. And I'm over here
Yeah. I have something better than a partnership agreement.
What kind of guys?
Sorry. Excuse me.
How was the funeral?
Motherfucker! He ripped us off!
Fuck.
To my partner, David. The world is yours.
I just gave you $300.00 for a Dog
And according to Efraim, they did.
I fucked up...
He's making money, the whole thing is fucking working.
but what the hell.
And she told me that he stole $70,000 from her father.
I've seen it.
Okay. I'm going to talk very seriously.
I'm sorry, you're on a terrorist watch list?
Fucking cool, man.
Right. Well, how were these stored?
Find a fair solution.
The U.S. Military, motherfucker.
The reason I went to Albania was to repackage Chinese ammunition
Shit, did I wake you?
Who, Henry?
What the fuck are you doing here, man?
Hey, boys.
It's Lacoste. It's actually a crocodile.
Yeah, we were gangsters, bro.
How are you, sweetie?
Congress called the Afghanistan contract a case study
Look, you don't have to go back.
shot up by the Taliban give a shit where their ammo comes from?
You can get Ilyushin 76 through Russian pilots.
50/50
your bid was far too attractive for us to pass up.
It was 10 times bigger than anything we'd closed so far.
Uh, who gives a fuck how these were stored?
It would require dozens of shipping outfits
They fucking worked.
not taking shit from anyone.
We're doing God's work, Ralph.
Yeah, I'm good. But thanks.
Yeah, so, she opened the door.
Excuse me, sir?
Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.
All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
So I had Warren draft up a severance agreement.
We had to go for it.
you and Efraim are working together now?
FUCK THAT. WE NEED THE REWARDS.
Holy shit. Is that Efraim?
I fall over, she revive me.
Ralph was under the impression
We either repack this shit and send it off
You know what I mean?
Does anybody else have any questions?
What? What are you talking about?
AEY still needed to be vetted by the government.
WHEN UR FRIEND THINKS HES RICH
While going through Efraim's computer, they even found a to-do list that said,
You guys are AEY?
In 2022, AEY will be eligible once again to bid on Federal contracts.
Hey, I never said thank you.
Dude, for the last 20 years, this guy has basically supplied
200 grand?
Do they work?
but by repacking all the ammo
We both did.
You get the better price when you come direct to the distributor.
Iz, would you stop, please?
The guy I told you about. Efraim Diveroli?
Holy shit, they have guns, man!
It cost the American taxpayer $4. 5 billion each year
We keep going back and forth on it.
Tell him the best part.
I'd be curious to know what Henry is paying the Albanians for the AK ammo.
at the State Department.
fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.
And now, here I was, driving a truckload of guns
Understood.
I'm good, bro. I know how to take a piss, all right?
Seriously, I need the help.
And I'm an international arms dealer.
You expect us to drive them to Iraq?