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Let's go run some fucking guns.
It was time to change shit up.
Can I get the shit?
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
What time is it there?
That sounds illegal.
So, I should probably return four-fifths of the money.
I was about to fire the entire office.
Thanks, man.
I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
and we are looking at options as we speak.
Whatever. Fuck him. I made a bunch of money.
This wouldn't just put us in contention.
Sure. No problem.
You seriously expect me to take off a Friday?
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
How long you been doing this for?
- Got it. - Wait, what?
Packouz, please tell me
What does AEY stand for?
Go, go! Come on.
from Jordan to Baghdad.
To source a deal of this magnitude
I'm trying to find my friends.
What if we repack?
Be careful.
What's the big deal?
That's not true, it gets worse.
Because five minutes ago,
that Efraim was an observant Jew
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
and now you're about to blow me in my car.
I know.
And we're international arms dealers.
Hello?
It went off without a hitch.
What the fuck? Look.
Not anymore. Now it's an Albanian towel.
You have two weeks. Otherwise, you'll hear from my lawyer.
I am Yili Pinari,
Like if you ran yeshiva back in the day
What do you mean, all the bullets are right here?
How's your baby?
This was the magic bullet.
How did two 20-something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
Listen, I'm not saying I like it,
Oh, fuck! All right!
than a lifetime of massages.
Do Your fucking job!
Fuck you, Marlboro!
But not for us.
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
All the pressure you're under.
They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy
against a deal of this size.
Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades.
Relax, bro.
through the Iraqi desert
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
You know everything now.
for selling outdated, defective Chinese ammunition
Mr. President, we want to thank you
I had bad information.
Just getting ready to leave.
we're about to make a decision on those RFPs.
These listings seemed to go on forever.
I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
to pick us up at the airport
And you 3 are going golfing!?
He's a complicated young man.
Even the AK ammo?
You try.
There's a fucking dead body in there, man!
Why, what do we got?
Great fucking job shark.
Fuck.
- Give us a second. - Yeah. One second, please.
It's fucking genius.
was that a coincidence?
It's cool, bro.
All right, uh, give me
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
founders sourcing leads on LI
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
Captain, good to hear from you.
Look.
A kid from Arkansas
Yeah, 1:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to be at the office
I was wrong about you two.
Nice.
I like fancy shit. That’s my thing.
Yeah, dude, I'm against the war too.
It was 5K, right?
Fuck you, buddy.