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I love you. Bye.
Mmm-hmm.
Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
- We don't have much here. - Oh.
you bring it to me.
What do you think?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
Y como es emprender?
No problem. Petrol free in Iraq.
Bro, what the fuck!
You don't see that?
But we didn't lose it.
He's charging us a 400% markup!
Yeah, and I also told you that we're selling other stuff too.
But it was a complete disaster.
Look at the bright side.
Where are we? Where's Marlboro?
360,000 SVD sniper rifles.
we would lighten our overall load by 180 tons.
Ralph Slutsky was Efraim's silent partner.
will appreciate the difference.
No, but the Pentagon does.
- Hey, man. - Hey, man.
our bid was too attractive to pass up.
What?
What the fuck are my guns doing in Jordan?
Last week, I shipped 400 gas masks to American Special Forces in Iraq.
You guys ever been to Albania?
Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
We have 700 more like it across the country.
I thought you meant pillows!
Jordan the country.
And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
What else aren't you telling me?
Iraqi police force is depending on you.
Because I know how you feel about the war.
- Is that Efraim? - What?
But this was a huge fucking problem.
This white bo wild.
Like, on your chest or whatever?
Who's your husband?
I came here today prepared to pay 200k
We have to go to Jordan. Like, ASAP.
Airport, let's go.
Cigarettes.
Great. Where did you find this guy?
We're making money, okay?
Yeah, most likely.
Oh!
Lets go run up on snoop poser rapper leftist..
I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
I just wanted...
- Hey. - Hey, sweetie.
They tell you it gets better.
30, maybe 40 years. AK-47 bullets
I think our parents wanted to keep us as far apart as possible.
Hey, bro.
There is no table of contents in the Book of Life.
- Efraim, wait. - No, no, no.
By how much?
I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
the State Department launched a full-scale investigation,
Yeah? What's that?
You know I've always believed in this business.
Me too.
That's your baby's heartbeat.
Bashkim.
Get the fuck out of here.
- Efraim Diveroli. - Nice to meet you.
We're in a Muslim country
Remember Little League?
38 minutes.
They don't want to, they have to.
We just told you.
How about this?
He's on a terrorist watch list!
Fuck! Fuck!
- Free gas? - Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
I'm serious, man.
It's embarrassing!
You do know it's 100 million rounds, right?
- He didn't tell you? - David!
What the fuck!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Efraim!
Who the fuck would ask that?
Yeah.
Hey, can we order some food?
Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?
Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
So, show us what you got.
It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
Come on!
I want to apologize about Albania.
The problem is, I don't trust anyone.
Yeah. Me too.
Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
There's dead bodies, relax.
Excuse me?
If I asked you to build me a house,
- Is it? - David!
Yeah, but still.
I thought we were gonna hang out.
That is so mean.
What, you think the Afghans who are getting
What are you talking about? I was there, I saw the ammo.
You have 700 warehouses like this?
Come on! Where's everybody going?
It's weird. We were the same age, but I always looked up to Efraim.
Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
- Emily, don't. - What?