Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hello? - Hey.

It's all money and it all matters.

why don't you just bid on the contract yourself?

All these containers are filled with your bullets.

Fuck that shit. Cancel it.

Wait, that's got to be a typo.

Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.

Workload management?? What's workload management??

Sorry things have gotten so crazy.

Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here.

Seriously, what the fuck are we going to do?

stuffed into our Army-issued duffel bags.

AEY. How may I direct your call?

and was already about to make more money

It meant we would never win another contract.

Yeah, I miss that.

This is my partner I was telling you about.

How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?

- Why are you asking him that? - 800 kilometers.

They fucked us. Okay? We got played.

- The whole order? - Mmm-hmm.

but I overlooked one crucial factor.

My name is David Packouz.

The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army.

You know, every Jew owes a debt to Israel.

I think you should come work for me.

Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.

I was completely lost.

Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.

Look, I don't know

They had us dead to rights.

Merry Christmas. I love you.

Cancel it, your boy’s back in town.

Is this a fucking joke, David?

You two went to Christie’s...

All right, we're in a war zone, bro.

of illegal Chinese ammunition that you sold us.

both sides of every conflict on the planet.

- Glad to meet you. - How you doing?

The audits were the biggest hurdle.

- What? - We won the Afghan deal!

Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.

Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.

You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys.

It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.

Walking up to launch like....

Pick it up, I want to listen.

It's chaos here! Fuck!

I have not been paid yet.

I just gave you $300.00 for a Dog you didn’t produce , I need my money back!

- That's it. - All right. There we go.

Efraim Diveroli.

I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,

It was a setup.

Understood. But how many actual crates?

They spent decades preparing for a Western invasion that never came.

The American Embassy offered little to no help

It's cool. You don't have to make it weird, all right?

to live with his uncle in 10th grade.

This whole time I never thought about what you must be going through.

Holy shit, bro.

Look at this towel. Okay?

I'm never going to lie to you again.

I introduced you to him.

Please! Please!

- You got your list? - Got it.

This is the job.

Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!

fight with our business associates.

Fuck them! As far as they're concerned

Yeah. I'm supposed to swing by his office tomorrow.

to all the retirement homes in South Florida.

I'm canceling you for cause.

No, you're not in this alone.

Henry has contacts in Albania.

inside big wooden crates.

You know, this is different than doing business on the phone.

Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!

Met the family, grabbed a couple sandwiches.

And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.

All right, I gotta take a leak.

But looking back

Makes, models, weights, where it was made.

When it came to this shit, Efraim knew everything.

And I don't want you to walk away from this empty-handed.

Yo! Why aren't you answering your phone?

- It's from Scarface. - Of course, man. I remember.

we would increase our profit margin by almost $3 million.

I am confident that your residents

They're in the process of joining NATO,

Let me get this straight. I'm in Albania right now

Now I'm not even going to pay for breakfast.

And what about shipping?

- Okay. - Are you hungry?

I can bury you.