HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
How about zero cents on the dollar?
That's a Jericho 941 pointed at my head.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, my God. Okay.
Oh, fuck.
. .
they're sending 5,000 Berettas to a country they have no issue with.
I was hoping to see you here.
You're looking at the exclusive agent for the whole fucking thing.
I could tell you how
is getting a good deal on a defense contract.
Hey.
but this feels like the moment
It's okay.
$1,400 U.S. Cool?
JJ to Inside Sales
Okay. How many crates?
because we're on our third date.
Look like he going to church.
But I ran into my friend from growing up.
Yeah, man.
Not only did they let me in, they brought me room service.
Fuck us all
Oh. What's going on over here? Huh?
I sell all kinds of shit to the Pentagon.
Oh, fuck.
is either in on it or stupid.
We can't push our luck with this shit, man.
What the fuck was that? Are you crazy?
- He was a great friend. - Thank you.
Then who did you hide it from?
I cannot stress this enough.
Yeah, I gotta call you right back.
We use church, hospital, school.
multiple vendors from all around the world.
Fuck is this?
All right. All right.
He sends you fake accounting reports every month.
Iz is going to hate me forever.
That's interesting.
Henry, I'm staring at 100 million rounds
I was looking for the plumber's number
We gotta talk, whatever, okay?
What the fuck! It won't start!
How do you mean?
And if there was an angle to be played,
I'm five months pregnant!
If I wanted you dead, you'd already be dead.
Had a falling out with my parents.
We never even leave the office.
Yeah, that's the issue. We don't have six weeks.
What, do you think I just got 4 million bucks laying around?
I swear, no matter what happens for the rest of my life
Marlboro!
That's why I like the arms business.
Okay.
Six months ago, I was a massage therapist in Miami Beach.
It was ridiculous.
Pretty much. I mean,
She still hates me, huh?
I've thought about it a lot.
Through the Triangle of Death?
They are going to stop work.
You guys came in $53 million lower than the nearest competition.
No, I didn't know that.
It's, uh, 7:30 in the morning.
Look, we were told that you know people in the government,
I'm so sorry.
All right, good. Let's kill this shit.
Fantastic. Congratulations.
Honestly, until last night
But none of that diminished Efraim's enthusiasm.
We really have to go, David.
That's why nobody's here.
It's not lost on me,
And if you could please just call me back
We were pretty fucking nervous.
Hey, what's up, man?
What do you see?
I know you got another nigga in the crib.
You having anything, hon?
Two, three months.
Whoa, whoa.
We work for the government. We're middlemen.
We don't know that yet.
What do you mean? Like for the month?
We just got the Beretta deal.
And I had a big idea.
Yes, I know. I said thank you for the sign.
The one you got arrested with?
Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
Well, we won't let you down,
Efraim Diveroli. Good to see you.
But you want to know what it's really about?
Stop! I don't understand!
He put a fucking gun to my head, man.
and we used to do the lines from the movie.
And I'm only telling you that because you're my boy.
You want to make some money?
I'm shutting you down.
How, at the end of the season, they'd give out that big MVP trophy
Cool, man.
I know another dealer nearby.
Yeah, he drives to Baghdad three, four times a month.
Good morning, buddy.
like, seized weapons to gun nuts on the Internet.
He was a local businessman
We're going to get right on that.
This is very impressive.
Put it this way. I did over 200K in the past eight weeks.
- How's my hair? - It's good, slicked back.
- 100% the best. - Come on.
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
Hey, this is David.
I'm having a baby with!
and sentenced to four years in prison.
Cheap Fuck!
Hello?
Hey, Bashkim.
Oh, it's a beautiful place.
Shark, were gun runners..
Kip, take these boys over to the cage, get them paid.
David, do you know the average age of a resident here at Hilldale?
And we just got fucked.
I didn't even know it was a real fucking country.
We got back with just enough time
Think eBay, but for war.
Don't mess with it.
So, basically, you're a fat retarded kid.