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What guns, David?
I was talking to our boy, Bashkim.
the first thing that I'm going do when I land
Thank you. Bye.
I mean, not only was this guy saving the entire deal,
I dropped out of high school
Are you talking about Warren? He's my lawyer too.
Okay.
Oh, you know I was working for my uncle, right?
We are honored to be serving our country,
What do you mean? Like morally?
David, do you have a passport?
then we repackaged it and sold it to the U. S. Military.
You miss yeshiva?
I fucked up.
Two weeks later, we were in Rock Island,
- What's going on? - Nothing, bro.
Whoa, whoa. What the fuck, bro?
But not Efraim. He kicked back.
These sheets,
And sure, the big dogs still get the big trophies.
If you do this, it'll ruin me. It'll ruin my family.
He's dead.
I live in the crumbs, like a rat
Actually, that is not a fact.
Yeah, you know him?
Yeah, look, to put it simply, we have a weight problem.
I'd sunk my entire life savings into 65 cases of premium bed sheets
Do you know what he found out?
or we can walk away from a $300 million-deal.
No shit.
What are you talking about?
What?
Henry's people sent a driver
And that's all because of AEY.
Cool.
he has no plans to attack Iran.
Anyway, he just moved back to Miami.
So we discussed it, and we'd like to move forward.
How the fuck are you going to feed a baby?
I hired this new guy, Ivan.
When a job start throwing out layoffs
A couple of times. Why? Who is he?
that giant defense contractors ignore.
- You feel good? - Yeah, I feel pretty good.
Why did you move back?
Absolutely. They are, sir.
I have proof.
or that you jerk guys off for money.
How am I supposed to chill out, David?
Hey, you've reached Iz. You know what to do.
And for the record, I'm also his best friend,
and the alleged repackaging of Chinese ammunition.
Sure.
He just fell off the planet.
both men last week, charging them with fraud
We were never best friends.
God bless this group chat!
Anyway, when I was over there,
Hey, mami, where are you going?
Trust me, it's Chinese.
Why didn't anybody tell me the mister is broken?
you try to convince me that you lied for my benefit?
Fuck! What a dick.
Oh, hey.
We drive through all triangles, including your mom's.
I appreciate you leaving my name out of your testimony.
It's all just sitting there.
- Fuck. - Little bitch.
The AK ammunition, it's Chinese.
He can fill the whole order.
in the middle of a worldwide shortage.
so they have to dispose of all of their Soviet era weapons.
It was cool until my uncle scumbagged me over 70 grand.
Yeah, but this is our contract.
It just... It just sounds professional.
in all that is wrong with the government's procurement process.
It was like a fucking museum in there.
I was talking about America.
Let's go for a ride.
For the record, I'm a licensed massage therapist, okay?
and expand the company.
Have you ever felt it?
Where do you think they think that's going to come from?
You're like an Iraqi Tom Selleck, bro.
Well, you tell them AEY has got them covered.
Three hundred. I like it.
We use Jordan.
Uh, hey, before I go,
Yeah. So what? We do the same thing.
For everything.
Oh. It's for you.
No, I'm pretty certain.
No, listen to me.
Go crush it.
What, this?
- Is everything okay? - Yeah, everything's fine.
Yes. Yes, I do.
All right, here he is.
Hold up.
Yeah.
50-50
David.
When the client tells you that you won the bid
Okay, look, Enver. Listen to me.
What a fucking tool. What's up, bro?
War is an economy.
Yes, I'm trying to reach the Department of Defense, please.
Is that okay?
Or at least what he thought was 25%.
Change $ 10,000.
You still can't park here.
Can you believe how fast it is?
Yeah, I heard that you were, like, a gun dealer or something.
I mean, we didn't even have a real bookkeeper.
We'll call you in a couple days. Okay?
No, I was fucking her.
DYFJ
Why not? Thunder is the best smuggler in all of Parma.