Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you talking about?

Let me see those pearly yellows.

You guys call Saddam Hussein the godfather?

No, I'm just at the hotel. We're about to have some breakfast.

- We fucking won! - Yeah, motherfucker!

Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?

Who the fuck are you?

Lets go run up on snoopy.. leftists. Idiot. yeah. dumb asses like that.. need that heat.

- Is that normal? - Totally normal.

Well, are you familiar with the Corvus TP1 9?

Fact, 18 months ago,

Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.

What? Yeah, why?

How Notre Dame feels to ight

The more Efraim talked, the more it made sense.

So we have to show them our balls.

I ain't seen shit.

I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.

You're my best friend, David.

When they look at us, they're going to see two kids.

I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!

- Fuck. - What's going on?

Yo, you window or aisle?

You remember that shit?

Their whole family stopped talking to him over it.

So, I don't get it.

Um, I have a question.

It would be the biggest opportunity

No, she's going to suck your cock every day for a year.

Now he drives a Porsche.

Yo, how far is it to Baghdad?

and 22 hours just to get there.

It was amazing.

our wartime Commander in Chief...

I'll give you $1,000 right now

Where did you get this?

When we met in Vegas at the blackjack table,

This is my business associate, David Packouz.

Oh, my God. You're so stoned, aren't you?

- Oh, fuck off. - I make them on my laptop.

We're going to deliver. I already figured it out.

They're stopping.

Man, eight fucking weeks in Albania.

And I was hoping to get some clarification...

I like fancy shit, That's my thang

It's as simple as that.

Should I just call him back and tell him the truth?

But he just wants to sit down and talk.

We got a military escort to the airport

YEAH, WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TRIED A DIFFERENT GUILD.

Oh, I bring you Kolonat. It's our McDonald's.

Okay, how much for the AK ammo?

This is my colleague, Efraim Diveroli.

Have you even thought about this?

I can do it for $100,000.

What happened to your nose?

It's Egyptian cotton, 400 thread count.

What's up, bro?

I don't want to be here, all right?

You told me to call today at 11:00.

We need our guns today.

All right, man.

Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.

we feel like we're in good hands on this one.

Yeah, I just heard my guns are being held up in Jordan.

Well, at $29 per unit, it's far from excessive.

that would give context to this story.

And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture

if those Berettas are really in Amman

We had to fabricate AEY's accounting

Uh, sir, if you give me the chance

Hey, you're back.

Over two million soldiers

Yes, sir. David Packouz.

Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.

It is updated by the minute.

can last forever if properly stored.

Did you know his uncle

Left the number with your mom.

My team and I are working on a solution right now.

It means it's from China.

If you bring it to me,

You need to chill out.

Cancel It! Your boy’s back in town.

Hey, man, we got a problem.

It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.

Jordan Goldfarb?

David here was jerking off guys for money.

It's a girl, right?

that went on for months.

I just wanted to make it official.

this would come to be known as the Afghan deal.

You know, Scarface was on TV last night,

Are you kidding me?

and the guy would not stop talking.

Look, we got a problem with the AK ammunition.

What? No. The funeral was really sad.

Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.

President of AEY, sir.

I think you meant to say,

Did you not hear what I just said?

It was fucking surreal.

in dealing with the Ministry of Customs.

Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.

But I'd had enough.

- Huh? - Put down.

David, I know the real reason

Look, I'm late for a flight. I'll be back next week.

in every country we do business with.

Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.

Maybe you should call my uncle.

100 million rounds?

I think the most important thing to understand is

so we could disguise it and sell it to the U.S. government.