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is make sure you get your money wired, okay?
Okay. Thanks.
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
DYFJ
No, no, no!
Are you ever not acting, man?
We've been trying to reach you for two days!
I love you so much, Iz.
You just tell me what you think I want to hear,
For three days, we didn't hear anything.
It's a pain-in-the ass process
- Nothing. - No.
The entire defense industry was scrambling over this deal.
overfunded U.S. Military.
Sure, most of these guys didn't know who AEY was.
Yeah. Guess what?
Yeah, Evan Talbot.
I dropped out of college after one semester.
- Hmm? - I'm so hungry.
It's just the lying that kills me.
There's this place by the hotel. It's pretty good.
Day and night.
No, David Packouz from AEY.
What, did you call my house?
Do your fucking job!
You wanted to drive to Baghdad, you asshole!
Yo, yo, hold up, hold up, man.
You fucking scumbag piece of shit!
It's a piece of my end on the Afghan deal.
I came here today prepared to pay you 200k
Well, this happened.
It's Christmas?
I fucking hate Bush.
Yeah.
You didn't answer my question.
Yeah.
In a speech today,
50-50
Out of all the illegal shit we did,
- David! - Repacking?
Cool.
Jerry, good to see you.
- Perfect. - All right, all right.
What the fuck!
I have a big idea.
or if you're just trying to goose your profits
Repackage Chinese ammo.
What is that?
One of you just said
DYFJ
Ella and I are going to stay with my mom for a while.
- All right. All right, okay. - Yeah, yeah.
and that one kid would always win it?
Who, Warren?
Tell him.
Right now?
Not anymore.
I want to figure out a way to cut this cocksucker out of the deal.
Bye.
After that, we started killing it.
Well, that saves us a trip.
Where should we get dinner tonight?
Fed Biz Opps stands for Federal Business Opportunities.
Scarface wasn't even on TV last night.
I cannot stress this enough.
But I skip the big ticket items, and look for the small-ball shit
God bless you.
Looking like Jay Leno and shit.
why would the Pentagon want to buy anything from you?
He means you boys lowballed the shit out of your competition.
Not to worry.
- What? - Look!
100 million rounds of AK-47 ammo?
I'm sorry, I don't speak Albanian!
That was so easy.
On a Wednesday.. and still made it home by 11:30?
It shares a border with Iraq. It's a U.S. ally.
I have those bed sheets with me, and I would love for you to take a look.
in the back of a rusted out warehouse on the other side of the world.
Bro! Are you fucking kidding me?
You need to be scouring this website.
Sometimes we fight with our friends.
David, this sounds pretty serious.
He's the reason we got this deal.
- I mean, we have pizza. - Really?
Henry, you know we can't use Chinese!
Let's run some fucking airsoft guns
corrugated fiberboard boxes.
Please.
What happened? We done already?
We don't touch the guns, we don't see the guns.
Hey, what's going on?
is to transfer those bullets into plastic bags
Now, what's going on?
to protect Israel from her enemies.
DONT WORRY, i HAVE TO GO FIRST. I'M A MODELER.