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without ever stepping foot on the battlefield.
because that's the middle of fucking day
YOU CHEAP FUCK!
Holy fucking shit!
We spoke on the phone.
Hey, babe, is everything okay?
with procurement officers from the U. S. Military.
he knew about that too.
Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
The U.S. government wants to look the other way.
Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
And I love you.
But after meeting you two face to face,
Yeah.
massaging rich dudes in Miami Beach for 75 bucks an hour.
But this isn't about being pro-war.
Did you come back just for this?
and an in-person interview.
You spoke to Henry Girard?
We fucking won!
It was even better than we thought.
Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
It's like Comic-Con with grenades.
but I get why you're doing this.
IBM stands for International Business Machines.
Straighten this shit out.
What the fuck is that?
Among defense contractors,
Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad?
I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
It is. But I'm done.
We don't know if we're at the beginning of a new chapter, or the end of a story.
Tell her I don't know her husband.
Come in.
we'd now be selling sheets to the free-spending,
I cannot stress this enough.
that he increased his original investment
Not to mention,
You do?
If God were here,
We have a 50/50 chance
Very impressive.
Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
Really?
Man, get the fuck out of here.
Beautifully said.
Okay. At least I hit something.
- But we have to see the merchandise. - Oh, of course.
There's Chinese writing on every fucking crate.
we forged it all.
Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
Get the fuck out of here.
What we do is perfectly legal.
Wanna do a bong hit?
All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
$53 million.
Now you're just making shit up.
We have two options.
- And nachos. - We have nachos?
There was almost $3 million in cash
My guys need to be paid.
It's not illegal.
Get out of here.
And what we would like to do
Iz!
Is this what you meant by mediation?
We were fucked. The ammo was worthless
No, David, you lied to me.
I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
There are some guys here to see you.
There are tens of thousands of solicitations on this website.
You were just playing the part of my best friend.
That guy was not fucking around.
Excuse me. Okay, bye.
Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
Okay. But at the end, the guys have to come, right?
You have to read between the lines with this stuff.
I had no clue what he was talking about.
- Huh? - Come on, get in.
Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
Merry Christmas, Efraim.
Yeah. I mean, we did some other stuff too, but...
No offense, Ralph, but I'm not sure you've ever met the real Efraim.
Federal agents arrested
All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
since the Cold War.
And you make good money?
you can bury us.
- We won? - We fucking won!
Ah!
It was supposed to be a 5K.
How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
David, your 30% is $180,000.
Okay, good. Well, at least you thought it through.
It's an absolute pleasure.
a partnership agreement, no prior contract.
When life kicked me, I stayed down.
Let me help you, David.
The customers response to Me showing a customer a Rossi 92 instead of a marlin
What the fuck?
Your partner doesn't return phone calls.
That's not the point!
It was really strong shit.
Stop! I don't understand!
the sacrifice you're making for this company.
we'd probably fight with Him too.
They let me in.
And he knows what he's doing?
How pipe welders feel being laid off
You drove these?
Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
They're in a hangar in Amman. Totally safe.
It's, like, five more minutes. You got somewhere you gotta be?
Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
Yeah, I sent out a solicitation for some 249s for Basra
So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field
- Excuse me, sorry. - Yeah, we just landed.
It's an expense we can't justify, and we're just not interested.
What does that even mean?
And most importantly, there's no embargo.
My driver in Albania went missing.
Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
Which all added up to more money for us.
Wait, what now?