Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, my cousin got some firecrackers from Mexico.

Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life,

"One small step for man, one giant leap for Scooter."

Because if you wait, you can get a nice guy like Ted.

I was 23, and it was with my mom's 45-year-old divorced friend, Rhonda.

- Hello, Kitty. - Oh, no.

She called me "Barry" the whole time, and for two weeks,

Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's freeway theory.

Got another Empire State Building fun fact for me?

Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.

This can't happen.

There it is. There it is. Come on.

# And if he still doesn't answer? #

They buy tickets to get to the top.

Well, then you're an I-love-you prude.

Well, he didn't dive all the way into the pool, but he...

"She's Like the Wind" has been stuck in my brain for about 40 hours.

So I told Kyle I wanted to wait... and he dumped me.

You are such a hypocrite. You were only 16 when you lost yours.

So how long have you two been...?

But only because I think you should hear it from other grownups, too.

Four and a half stories per week.

my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes. You happy?

Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's.