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and you can't keep it in any longer.
Yeah?
She's my baby sister, okay?
No, it doesn't.
Damn you, Swayze!
Yeah, I'm gay.
Please don't do this.
they've only had sex with each other."
Then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit-- death.
No. You've only been in the lobby.
Yeah, yeah. It was, uh, it was with this girl, Molly.
He's actually coming to visit family in New York, too.
I... I can't believe this.
Hey.
- Oh, that's adorable. - Yeah, tell her what happened next.
Do you love Ted?
- 17. - Dude, me, too.
"hm hm hm" is like... getting into the carpool lane.
We're gonna take her to the Empire State Building.
Well, how do you know that?
We've only had sex with each other.
No, it shows that you're an I-love-you slut.
We're Marshall and Lily-- when people see us, they say,
Really.
# Come here, loverboy #
- Uh, no, you're not. - Oh, come on.
There are 1,860 steps from this... Whoa, whoa! Come on!
Look... I really want to do this, but...
# Yes, Mickey? #
Why is this such a big deal?
Do this right.
Yeah, I don't have any of those.
If you know what I mean.
Relax, it'll happen when it happens.
Relationships are like a freeway.
Well, come on, let's get you back to my place, we'll get you settled.
Yeah, been there.
Hey...