Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Where? - Right there.
I said it.
Freeways have exits. So do relationships.
The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months--
Look, I already put it up on my Myspace page.
She didn't do it.
- Totally. You should wait. - Sex is fun.
Why not?
that's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars.
Empire State Building fun fact number one:
I'm just telling you what all 17-year-old boys are like.
It's kind of a special night.
I-I would've said anything to make that happen, and...
that's exactly what I did.
- Get under my bed. - What?!
What?
I'll pay you $10,000 for that diary.
# Oh, loverboy #
People don't buy tickets to get in the lobby.
Speaking of first times, we never got to hear
My cousin got some firecrackers from Mexico.
and she got pregnant... with quintuplets...
Actually, yeah, I get that.
And that's our story.