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Looks like hotness runs in the family.
- Oh, believe me, Kyle is not gay. - That's not what I meant.
but I just don't want you to make the same mistakes that I've made.
# My sweet baby #
Thank you, man.
I once dated a guy who could only go to the bathroom when classical music was playing.
Oh, I love you, too, Ted.
All right, here's what really happened.
Well, we're usually busy... drinking.
This place in the Catskills. Look it up.
No. No. No.
Wow. That was amazing.
No. I didn't...
- But she didn't. - Oh, come here.
Risky Business.
And the next day, I took everybody to the Empire State Building.
Molly?
very reasonable number of guys.
Her name was Frances Houseman, but everyone called her Baby.
You left your diary in your old room slash my new room.
The point is no matter what, it's never gonna be as perfect as you want it to be.
Know what? I don't want to see the stupid Empire State Building anymore.
My sister Katie is coming to visit next weekend.
I had different levels of feeling for each of the...
Good one, Ted.
There's the moment where you know you know it, but you can't yet say it.
- I totally choked. - I just don't get it.
Oh, you said that. Great.
And stay away from drugs... other than pot.
Kyle, he's a really nice guy.
Look, I got to go.
I guess I was just waiting for the right guy.
- We said we were sorry. - Yeah, well, then why'd you do it again?
- Barney, you okay? - Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
That's cool. This is my friend Lily.
Good night.